Sometimes being an adult means investing in fancy things like linen sheets and bookshelves you don’t have to assemble yourself. Other times it means buying an inflatable chair shaped like a gummy bear because IT’S YOUR MONEY AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
Summer’s here, so let’s have a little fun and peruse the cutest, most bizarre inflatable items on Amazon, shall we?
1. Everything Bagel Pool Floatie ($19.06)
Do I have a pool? No. Do I need this everything bagel pool floatie anyway? Absolutely.
2. Inflatable Gummy Bear Chair ($33.99)
At under $35, this is, frankly, a steal. Name one person who would walk into your home, see this chair, and not immediately deem you the coolest person ever. Go ahead, try.
3. Inflatable Massaging Foot Bath ($13.94)
Treat yo self!!!
4. Inflatable Cactus ($10.39)
If you, like me, can’t keep a plant alive–even the ones that people swear are impossible to kill–maybe it’s time to invest in an inflatable cactus. The only thing that could kill this bad boy is anything with a sharp tip.
5. Inflatable Lounger ($36.99)
Look at how freaking cozy this model looks. I want to go to there.
6. Inflatable Fruit Stools ($13.99)
I really can’t decide which one of these is my favorite. I guess I’ll just have to get them all?
7. Inflatable Treasure Chest Cooler ($24.79)
This holds up to 48 cans and no summer party is complete without it.
8. Inflatable Sriracha Bottle ($6.93)
I have no clue what you’re supposed to do with this but that feels beside the point.
9. Emergency Inflatable Toast ($8.18)
Again very unclear what you’re supposed to do with this, but emergency inflatable toast just feels like something every smart, sophisticated lady should have on hand at all times.