Happy summer, Alma readers! Sure, the season may not be quite as fun when you’re an adult and still have work to do and bills to pay — and yes, humidity is the actual worst — but hey, at least sandals are cute? To get you in the summer spirit, we’ve rounded up our favorite tanks, beach gear, summer camp throwbacks, and more — all with a decidedly Jewy twist, because, well, obviously. Happy shopping, happy summer, don’t forget to wear your sunscreen!!!
Holy Schvitz Tank (Etsy, $22)
Because no matter what you’re doing this summer, there will be schvitzing involved.
It’s All Tov Tank (Etsy, $25)
Tov is Hebrew for good, so you can feel tov about this one.
Shalom Tank (Etsy, $24)
Love the retro rainbow design!
Bagels Tank (Etsy, $30)
This is simply a shirt that says “BAGELS.” Do I really need to explain why it’s on this list?
Bagel Float (Amazon, $15)
First things first, no beach trip or pool party is complete without an everything bagel flotation device. That’s just a fact.
Shalom Rainbow Hearts Beach Towel (Etsy, $32)
Hearts! Rainbow colors! An ever-so-subtle “Shalom” written in Hebrew in the middle! What a find!
Surfboard Mezuzah (Etsy, $42.96)
Bless your home with some far out surfer vibes.
Matzah Beach Towel (Etsy, $28.90)
But Alma, you’re thinking, matzah is only for Passover! Why would I want a matzah beach towel in the middle of summer? The answer is: BECAUSE YOU CAN.
Challah Tote Bag (Etsy, $24.95)
Every nice Jewish girl needs a nice Jewish tote (to carry around your carrots, apparently?).
Schlep Tote (Etsy, $22.27)
For your serious schlepping needs this summer.
Pomegranate Tote (Amazon, $22.90)
Did you know pomegranates are Jewish? Well, they are! And also make for a very cute tote print.
Hot Dog Tote (Amazon, $16.99)
Hot dogs are also Jewish, and the ideal summer food, naturally.
Hamsa Dad Hat (Etsy, $16.99)
Keep the evil eye out of your life (and the sun out of your eyes).
Rabbi Sandals (Amazon, $24.88)
Alright, I’ll admit that these are buy far the strangest item on this list, but I find them weirdly adorable? Anyone else?
Spiked Seltzer Koozie (Etsy, $4.99)
It’s the summer of spiked seltzer, people.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Water Bottle (Etsy, $23.99)
It’s important to stay hydrated this summer. Might as well do it in RBG style.
Relive Summer Camp
Tie Dye Crop Top (Etsy, $25)
You’re definitely not too old for tie dye, okay?
Soffe Shorts (Amazon, price varies)
Can we seriously, pretty please, bring back Soffe shorts?
Tevas (Amazon, price ranges by size/color)
They were in style then, and they’re in style now.
Tie Dye Crocs (Amazon, price ranges by size)
The epitome of camp. (And Camp?)
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