Hey Alma Classifieds

Feeling lonely? You’re not alone. Even before a pandemic made socializing a risk to your health, it’s never been easy to find *your* people. But we want to help. One of the joys of watching the Hey Alma community expand is seeing our readers connect with each other, whether it’s flirting in the comments of our Instagram page or finding a fellow Jew in a small town to reach out to. Now, we’re taking our matchmaking to the next level with the launch of Alma Classifieds, an old-school way to make new connections. Whether you’re in the market for a romantic partner, friends, or just someone with a dog you can pet, we’re here to help you find what you’re looking for.

How to submit:

In your classified, please tell us who you are and what you’re looking for (but keep it anonymous, i.e. no names!). Are you looking for love? Friendship? A pen pal? Classifieds often include your hobbies or fun facts, but include whatever feels right and authentic to you. If you’re looking for an in-person connection, please include your location (as general or specific as you want!), or if you’re looking for a virtual or long-distance thing, you can note that as well. Give a sense of your age (doesn’t have to be exact if you don’t want it to be) and keep your text to 300 characters or less. Need some inspiration? Check out these examples from some of our favorite fictional Jews.

We can’t wait to read yours!

Please note that not all classifieds will be listed. We’re a small team, and we only have limited matchmaking capacity, but we’re trying our very best to help you find love/friendship/a dog. Xoxo, Team Hey Alma. 

Submit a classified here: 

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Reply to a classified posted on August 11, 2022:

WANTED: NEW ENGLAND-BASED MENSCH FOR MY BEAUTIFUL MOM! Her: spunky, active, always planning her next adventure, mid-60s but doesn’t look a day over 50. Her perfect match: travel enthusiast; values Jewish community; will bike, hike or ski with her. Bonus points if you’re tall & can match her chutzpah! Reply here.

ACE WOMAN LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (31F) in Jax, FL area. Possibility for deeper relationship (any gender) after getting to know each other. Outspoken liberal. Must love animals. Are you up for queer activism, nature walks/hikes & exploring the city/world? Let’s talk pets, gardening, books, fantasy/sci-fi & history, & travel together! Reply here.

SASSY LEFTY LADY LOOKING FOR HER FUNNY HONEY (23/London). ISO a nice Jewish boy. Likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain & has a passion for politics and gender studies. Comes with three of the world’s fluffiest guinea pigs. Would love to share some waffles while we tell each other our favorite dad jokes. Reply here.

CUTE PUNIM IN PORTLAND (58, she/her) Spunky and resilient Jewess ready to date again. Looking for a mensch who can make me kasha varnishkes & be the perfect dog dad to my little Eugene Levy looking shih-poo. Kosher & widowed but cool! Reply here.

MODERN ORTHODOX HUMAN LOOKING FOR THEIR BASHERT (queer/22/UK) Let’s bake vegan challah, host Shabbat meals, go on long autumnal walks/bike rides & study nach together. Reply here.

NON-BINARY MIZRAHI JEW (20s/Tel Aviv) looking for creative people who are into doing art, destroying capitalism & apartheid & connecting on a deep level. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRY THE BEST FOOD WITH (24M/Washington, D.C./bisexual) Let’s see movies/shows/concerts, take conversations wherever they may go & see what happens. Reply here.

FEMALE ENGINEER SEEKING FEMALE FRIENDSHIP! (early 30s/NYC/married) Let’s grab coffee and discuss Taylor Swift, articles we read in The New Yorker, watching sports and/or our Zabars’ Appy Counter orders. P.S.: Please don’t make me go hiking 🙂 Reply here.

SEEKING OTHER BUBBES IN DISGUISE (23F, Baltimore/DC) Hoping to start a crafting circle, regular mah jongg game, or find a baking buddy in the MD suburbs. Let’s drink away the trauma of being a HCW in this unprecedented time (boba, alcohol, coffee). Senior pitbull available upon request. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on July 28, 2022:

NON-BINARY LESBIAN NEW TO MASSACHUSETTS (18) looking for friends in the South Hadley region. I’m from Northern California & love Yerba Mate, my cats, mob movies, country records, Yiddish & French. I would love to grab coffee or go on a hike in the Pioneer Valley! Reply here.

YENTA LOOKING FOR OTHER YENTAS (queer/London, England). I’m going to be moving to London in a couple of months (maybe less). I won’t have many Jewish friends and need Shabbat buddies — wanna bring challah? Reply here.

4X WINNER OF MENSCH OF THE MONTH, HEBREW SCHOOL EDITION (28M/Ashkenazi/queer) Looking for someone to explore the Jewish-techno/klezmer subgenre in Paris. Been here for two years — heard it exists but need a sidekick. Give me a shout — let’s go for borscht and kvetch like there’s no tomorrow. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO LOVES TO TRAVEL THE WORLD, BUT ALSO LOVES COUCH DAYS. (26F, Manhattan) I love to cook, play pickleball, spend time with friends and family, walk aimlessly through the city for hours — and I’m expecting a puppy at the end of this year, so aspiring dog dads, I’m looking at you!  If this sounds like you, let’s explore! Reply here.

QUARTER-CENTURY-OLD COFFEE ADDICT (F) looking for a guy (24-29) to go on coffee dates with. A board game enthusiast is a must; wellness & health should be a priority to you.  Also if you’re daring like me, I’m seeking my other half to come crowd surfing  & mosh pitting at rock concerts. In CT but will travel to the tri-state area (Jersey, NYC). Reply here.

CREATIVE & FUN-LOVING JEW BY CHOICE SEEKS FRIENDSHIP & LOVE (late 20s, San Diego). Will be visiting San Diego for a few months from late summer to early autumn & would love to make new friends & go on a date or two while there! Let’s lie in the sun at the beach, cook Friday night dinners & celebrate Rosh Hashanah together! Reply here.

TALL ANARCHIST CONVERT (19, they/he, Los Angeles) looking to make more Jewish friends and/or find a partner. Studying Hebrew/Arabic/Ladino & trying to stave off the fascist creep. Nerd for Sefardi history, critical geography & Talmud. Let me make you vegan borekas! Vaccinated & masking. Reply here.

BRAZILIAN MILLENNIAL JEWISH FILMMAKER/ARTIST/AMATEUR CHALLAH BAKER (33F) new to Berlin looking for friendship. Let’s hang out, go on walks & bike rides & explore the myriad cultural, historical & culinary opportunities this city has to offer. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR OTHER NEW MOM FRIENDS (early 30s/Washington, DC). Playdates, checking out tot shabbats — up for anything! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on July 21, 2022:

BISEXUAL ORTHODOX CREATIVE (19M) looking for a fellow bi Breslov boy to debate eternity with. I like New York, design theory, Talmud Torah, old Israeli art house movies & ‘70s fashion. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING OSEM! (36/Montreal/queer) Sheyne meidl with a Latinx name seeks correspondence, travel and/or secure-attachment sparks. Culturally Jewish, quasi-quintilingual, lover of carbs & cats. Hated summer camp but adored backpacking a Christian pilgrimage (sorry Safta). Let’s go for a walk? Reply here.

NEW YORKER ARTIST + YERUSHALMI ATMOSPHERIC SCIENCE SEPHARDI COUPLE (30s) living in TLV looking for other couples to hang at the beach while the kids build sandcastles, test out the newest coffee places, & eat all the bagels & kubbeh with. Looking for other couples who believe in equal partnership relationships. Reply here.

SEEKING SAVTA/BUBBE TO ADOPT US! 35F, convert, married with 2 little daughters, looking for big bubbe/sweet savta energy. Let’s send holiday cards, FaceTime & be Jewish together. Location doesn’t matter, but we are in small-town Midwest (we’ve also lived in Chicago and LA!). Can’t wait to be your adopted daughter/granddaughters 🙂 Reply here.

NJG BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW TO SEATTLE (26F) looking for some rad friends, in person or online, to explore with or just stay at home and make some challah with! Love baking, Broadway, creating art, reading (mostly fantasy and YA), going for bike rides & so much more! Reply here.

NJG LOOKING FOR FRIENDS TO MAKE BOSTON FEEL LIKE HOME (29). ISO female friends (late 20s, early 30s) to explore the city with. Must enjoy walking along the Charles & trying new restaurants & be open to conversation about TikTok trends. Reply here.

21 Y.O. MIZRAHI WOMAN seeking platonic/romantic connection with other Jews in Minnesota. Loves learning, classic rock music, nature & volunteering. Reply here.

FRUM OPEN-MINDED ORTHODOX JEWISH BOY (24/Monsey, NY) on his journey opening up to the secular world looking to schmooze, chat & maybe even meet to discuss our obstacles, current events, news… to get encouraged to open up fully! NJG preferred. Deep thinker, sex positive, loves music & fashion. Reply here.

WHAT IF WE KISSED OUTSIDE THE SHTETL, then I whispered “daloy polizei” in your ear? 38F/queer/London, UK. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on July 7, 2022:

MODERN ORTHODOX WOMAN LOOKING FOR GAL PALS TO HANG OUT WITH ONLINE (24F) through email or as a more traditional pen pal. I’m liberal & hoping to find other liberal modox women. I enjoy reading fantasy & YA books. Maybe you can be my reading buddy! I also have two dogs & will send you pictures of them. Reply here.

HARD OF HEARING WITH A BIG HEART (32F) looking for life partner in Knoxville, TN but open to remote or relocation. Ocean-colored eyes & curly hair. Love animals, cooking, books & movies. Very honest & love my large Jewish family. Hope to travel. Ultimately looking for someone non-judgmental. Friends welcome too. Reply here.

MOSTLY SHOMER SHABBOS ASPIRING BALABUSTA (23F, DC) seeking her bashert to slowly fall in love with while hand-in-hand on the long walk to egal minyan. Must cultivate profound awe for signs of the Shekhinah on earth, including but not limited to: fresh raspberries, baby toes, early spring & slow niggunim. Reply here.

BIG LINDA BELCHER ENERGY (28F, DC) looking for cuties of any gender to go on adventures, try new restaurants, smoke js with & smooch. My last bae dumped me for being too Jewish and extroverted, but not looking to change that. Reply here.

QUEER NONBINARY POLY ISRAELI-AMERICAN (32/Los Angeles) ISO other queer leftist Israeli expats who miss speaking Hebrew for walks, hangouts, coffee & maybe smooches (but no pressure). Reply here.

CHICAGO GRADUATE STUDENT WITH PERPETUAL IBS (26F) looking for a soulmate to get more toilet paper when it runs out. Comes with a dog, awkward puns & a degree in medicine from WebMD. Reply here.

DORKY & SECULAR NJB SEEKS LIFE PARTNER (32/M/San Jose). Software engineering manager by day, sci-fi enthusiast & casual video game enjoyer by night, & outdoorsman on the weekends. I camp & climb, & I would like someone to pull me into more outdoor activities! Ready to settle down in the suburbs. Reply here.

HOT JEW WITH STOMACH PROBLEMS SEEKS GYM BUDDY (18/lesbian/N. London). Basically I’m terrified of the gym & people, so I’m looking for someone to join me once/twice a week or even do a walk with weekly (please have a dog). Preferred age range 18-21. Reply here.

NJG IN ESSEX COUNTY, NJ, HOW GROUNDBREAKING (30-something) looking for virtual or real-life friends dealing with infertility & miscarriage. Looking for friendship, commiseration & wine drinking. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on June 30, 2022:

DOE-EYED ASHKEPHARDI WOMAN OF SCIENCE (28/lesbian/Los Angeles) ISO lefty mensch with wit sharp as Kate Hepburn’s cheeks to share park/museum strolls, farmers/flea markets, cozy Shabbats & bagels with too much lox. Jewish convo style & humor a plus. If you have a library card and yearn to swap love letters like Gertrude & Alice, we might be beshert. Reply here.

SECULAR JEWISH GIRL SEEKING THE CORY TO HER TOPANGA (29F). NYC-based healthcare worker looking for someone (M) open, empathic & fun-loving. Interests include hiking, playing board games, petting random dogs on the street & planning my next travel adventure. Bonus points if you also get overly competitive when playing Catan. Reply here.

MINNEAPOLIS-BASED NJB SEEKING AN ADVENTURE PAL (F) to get lost in the woods & look at the stars with. Let’s go thrifting, have cute picnics & stick our heads in some lakes! Reply here.

ENBY-ISH NJG (mid 20s, Illinois) seeks slow burn romance in the form of love letters, road trips, quality memes & creative date ideas. Will happily cook for you, listen to your stories & write poems about you at some point. Long distance welcome! Reply here.

MARINE RESEARCHER FISHING FOR A MAN SO MY MOM WILL STOP ASKING ME FOR PHOTOS TO SEND TO THE MATCHMAKER (25F, New York). Into all things outdoors (hiking, climbing, running, surfing, etc.) and some things indoors (reading, films, music). Comes with a pup & lots of useless science facts. Reply here.

MOSTLY LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (21/Long Island/F/autistic). Looking for someone to go to the beach, hike & have picnics in the park — and someone who has a dog to be friends with my dog. Reply here.

ISO NJB IN SÃO PAULO, BRAZIL (26F). Looking for a smart, sarcastic, competitive, well-traveled language fanatic (26-37). Ultimately want the Gomez to my Morticia, the Gregory to my Rose. Could it be beshert? Reply here.

IRISH-LOOKING SEPHARDI/MIZRAHI/ASHKI BRITISH SECULAR JEW IN TORONTO (30F, say that 5 times fast). Looking for platonic friends to build further cultural connections, complain about the TTC with & bake so much pastry for. Potty-mouthed in English, Hebrew & learning to be in Yiddish too. Reply here.

CODEPENDENT LESBIAN SPACE ALIEN SEEKS SAME (22F). I am moving to LA and I know zero (0) Jewish people out there, space alien or otherwise. While a girlfriend would be nice, any friend will do! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on June 23, 2022:

FOREST FEYGELE SEEKING SOMEONE TO LOVE CHIRPING WITH. Boston based transmasc Renewal 29 y/o open to anyone in the Northeast U.S. or Eastern Canada. Love hiking and camping, gardening and my dog. In tech, dream not of labor. Looking for a masc someone who is self-actualizing and loves the outdoors (and me). Reply here.

QUEER DOG MOM LOOKING FOR OTHER INTERFAITH COUPLES! (25, DMV, they/she) Currently live with my partner and pup. Would love 2 meet new friends to explore new cafes, hike & help me get better at rollerblading — it’s not great rn. Would also love 2 meet other queer (+interfaith couples) 2 double date! Reply here.

NICE REFORM JEWISH GIRL SEEKING LIBERAL HARRY TO HER SALLY IN NYC. 32F looking for a 50-60 year “fling” with a guy who is empathetic, charming, driven & fun-loving. Major plus if you also value the little things in life and enjoy hosting parties, cooking & exploring the West Village. Reply here.

MIDWESTERN GAL SEEKING PEEPS IN PHILLY (21F/bi). I was just offered my dream job, and I want to start living my 20s like a movie. Interests include hiking, yoga, art, sciencey things & baking from Claire Saffitz’s cookbook. If you are looking for a roommate, a pal or something more, let me know 🙂 Reply here.

SPICY, SPUNKY, FUN-LOVING 30 Y.O. NJG SEEKS NJ OUTDOORS DADDY (any gender) in Brooklyn. Looking for direct communication, emotional depth & a shared love of embodied practices. Let’s ride bikes! Reply here.

BABY CATCHER/VAGINA WHISPERER BY TRADE (28, cis female, Manhattan). NYC-based midwife seeking emotionally fulfilling friendship. Enjoys Broadway musicals, a good plate of nachos & skipping the small talk. Let’s connect! Reply here.

WIDOW SEEKING ROMANTIC PARTNER IN NYC BURBS (60s F seeking M). Looking for new beginnings. Believes in romance, roses, holding hands & kissing in the rain. Appreciates the little things in life & the big things (3 adult sons & 3 granddaughters). I am loving, active, healthy & want to make you smile. Reply here.

JEW IN GLENDALE LOOKING FOR QUEER JEWS (19, he/they) to skate with & help better my awful challah-making skills. If you’re into farmers markets, 420 kosher recipes & skating & harbor a weird distrust for ferrets, then I’m right up your alley.  Reply here.

JEWIE IN ST. LOUIS (22F) looking for the Abbi (of any gender) to my Ilana. Let’s have a picnic in Forest Park and complain about the humidity! Join me on my journey to find the best cup of coffee in STL. Love to be outdoors and explore new parts of the city! Bonus points if you have a dog. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on June 16, 2022:

LATKE SEEKS PEACHES. None of these classifieds are ever near me! NJG in ATL, 29, looking for fellow queer Jews in Georgia to date (any gender). I’ll be the mullet to your Sarah Sherman. Let’s hike, cast hexes on Southern politicians & dream about our future kitten-foster sanctuary. Reply here.

HOT JEW WITH STOMACH PROBLEMS SEEKS SOMEONE MAGICAL to smooch every day and grow a garden with (31, she/they, DC). My heart burns for sparkly synths, mutual aid, tchotchkes and hopefully, maybe soon, you? Open to anyone anywhere as long as we build something wildly romantic and profound. I’m zaftig, punk-adjacent and constantly striving to make an even softer challah. I’m hoping you’re curious, kind, cerebral and equally obsessed with horror films (and cats). Reply here.

NICE JEWISH ENBY JUST MOVED TO NYC (25, they/them) seeking ABCD (anyone but cis dudes) for dates or friendly hangouts. Writer, musician, artsy person with a touch of the ‘tism. I make jokes when I’m nervous, which is always. Love cats and dogs, don’t trust ferrets. Reply here.

CONVERT-IN-PROGRESS SEEKING NJQ’S* (NICE JEWISH QUEERS) to hang out with; hurtling towards 30 in DC. If you’re into hiking, kayaking, rescue dogs, hot gay Torah takes and 420-friendly Shabbat dinners, you’ll fit right in. Reply here.

PLANT MOM LOOKING FOR HER PLANT DAD. NJ-transplant, now-Philly female (23) looking for Jewish love (NJB) in a hopeless place. If you’re single & ready to mingle, come to concerts, bookstores & down the shore with me.  Reply here.

DENVER NJB NEEDED! 35 y/o woman seeking a man. Let’s celebrate Shabbos together & have a fun summer getting to know each other. I’m a single mom looking for my beshert. Reply here.

BLISSFULLY MARRIED TO SCIENTIST, ISO ARTSY FRIENDS. Early 30s secular/Reform-ish in NC, with future aspirations to be an excellent bubbie. Seeking like-minded femme-y friends who enjoy art museums, Jewish mysticism and folk magic, and talking obscure Jewish cultural figures over a nice shmear. Virtual or F2F. Bonus points if you love corny old Jewish movies as well, like Mel Brooks’ oeuvre, “Delancey Street” or “The Frisco Kid.” Reply here.

19 Y/O LESBIAN FROLICKING IN THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE ISO the Abbi to my Ilana… but make it sexual (iykyk). Want to spend Saturday morning with you, a cold brew and a walk to the farmer’s market. I go to happy hour solely for the snacks. Always carry a tote bag with me so the girls know. Reply here.

MID-TWENTIES CIS MALE LIVING IN TORONTO. Looking for a female friend in a similar age range in Toronto, someone outgoing and chill. Hopefully will become romantic. I proudly consider myself a nerd and love Lord of the Rings and photography. Growing up, I used to read different myths from different cultures and consider myself cultured, somewhat. Love to talk about history, books and all sorts of stuff. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on June 9, 2022:

12% JEWISH ON THE “WRONG” SIDE, ALSO TRANS (38M). Married dad (wife is a proud lapsed Catholic) looking for trans- and convert-friendly friends to livechat streaming Shabbat/festivals. I’m not technically Jewish (or male, some might say), but I am what I am. Seeking someone to struggle with in this. Reply here.

CALIFORNIA JEW LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO EXPLORE EUROPE WITH (18M). Studying abroad in London for the semester & ISO friends to hang out or adventure with! Let’s go hiking, take the train to Paris for the weekend or go work at a cafe for the afternoon. Bonus points for helping me practice Hebrew 🙂 Reply here.

QUEER JEW LOOKING FOR A LIFE PARTNER (26F/CNY). Lover of knowledge and all God’s creatures seeks a halachically curious or open-mindedly observant person of any gender to join me in finding our place in the world and on the spectrum of Jewish practice. Open to moving anywhere for a real connection. Reply here.

A JEW IN HOLLYWOOD (25F, LA). I’m a recent MFA graduate hoping to start (or join!) a writer’s group. Ideally in person in Los Angeles. Would love to meet more Jewish TV and film writers in their 20s breaking into the industry — I’d also be down to share scripts. Tell me your favorite Jewish movies or TV shows! Reply here.

NONBINARY BISEXUAL SEEKS QUEER JEWS FOR PALS OR SOMETHING MORE (early 20’s/CT). Let’s talk about practicing hope, cook our way through family recipes, watch some gay shit, listen to love songs with yearning and find joy together. You’ll love me if you like curated drink menus and custom Canva-designed invitations for living room costume parties. Reply here.

LOOKING TO GET OFF THE COUCH FOR LOVE (26F, Boston). Jew-ish leftie who craves soup in the summer, loves breweries but not beer and can’t shut up about her dog. Looking for a nice Jewish boy in the area to bake blueberry muffins with! My sister met her gf on Hey Alma so I know it can work! Reply here.

NICE NONBINARY PERSON IN THE CONVERSION PROCESS (30s). Shalom! I’m ISO friends, Sacramento local or virtual. Left-leaning, crafty and plant nerds all welcome! Would love to study Torah together or just laugh. I am in a relationship, so romance is off the table. Reply here.

HARDCORE PUNK/TRAVEL/FOOD-OBSESSED NJB (30/M/Milwaukee) seeking local-ish (Mke, Madison, Chi, Mpls, Indy) NJG to ride bikes, celebrate Shabbat and smoke joints with. I’m in therapy, kink-friendly and open to ENM. Reply here.

ADVENTUROUS PHILLY BISEXUAL NJG (21, she/they) looking for love or friendship: I’ll take you to museums, go on hiking trips with you and talk your ear off about musical theater. I also have a very cuddly gray cat who would love to meet you! I want someone to snuggle with who will frolic with me through fields and take me on romantic picnics. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on June 2, 2022:

BILINGUAL, BISEXUAL & HALF JEWISH (20F). Seeking equally indecisive friends (or more!) to share entrees with in Austin. Let’s trade book recs, Spotify usernames, and favorite places to be outside. Bonus points to cat owners through whom I can live vicariously. Reply here.

NEW TO GERMANY & LOOKING FOR COMMUNITY (21F). College grad from the Midwest teaching English in Germany and looking for travel buddies. Hobbies include cooking (and eating, obviously), watching rom-coms and explaining to people why on Earth I would actually choose to live here… Reply here.

DESPERATE CANADIAN HOUSEWIFE IN CENTRAL EUROPE LOOKING FOR PEN PAL (electronic/snail mail) to unleash dreams, hopes and day-to-day anxieties without reverting to husband and kid talk. Need to be mentally reawakened before I slowly shrivel and die on the inside. I’m culturally Jewish, politically left-leaning and open to all perspectives and people. Reply here.

GOOFY, MUSICALLY INCLINED SPACE NERD (26M) lookin for a cutie (F) in Minneapolis to stargaze with. If you’re interested in a life of ice cream, playing at the lake and making hummus, say hi and share your favorite quote from “Shrek.” Reply here.

NJE(NGLISH)G LOOKING FOR JEWISH FRIENDS/PEN PALS (26/F/Sussex). We’ll get on if you like nature, animals, spirituality, science, harmless conspiracy theories or bread (especially challah or bagels). Happy to make an English Jews group chat if there are enough takers! Reply here.

NICE JEWISH ROMANCE NOVELIST (late 20s, nonbinary, NYC, into Jewish mysticism). I’m a compassionate, communicative, fanfiction-reading lesbian hoping for happily ever after with someone just as weird as I am. Long-distance OK. I’ll bring the Dungeon Master’s Guide, you bring the forehead kisses. Reply here.

LEFTIST LESBIAN LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP/FRIENDSHIP (22, DC, she/they). Passionate about bar trivia, boba, museums, books, nature and social justice. Seeking friends (or something more). Let’s explore the city together! Reply here.

LESBIAN JEW-ISH FROM NJ LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (26F). Must enjoy dogs, food and, most importantly, wine. Hiking a plus. Reply here.

FLORIDIAN NJG NEW TO MILWAUKEE (22/F/WI). ISO friends to get brunch and play cards with who can show me their fave places around town 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on May 26, 2022:

YENTL AND ELSA’S CHRONICALLY ILL, CONSERVAFORM LOVECHILD SEEKS INTERNET/PEN FRIENDS (late 20s/F-ish). Let’s talk art, theater, sci-fi, liturgy, baking and cats. In the case of a slow-burn epistolary romance ending in a ketubah, our firstborn gets my 2009 iPod Nano as a b’nai mitzvah gift. Reply here.

QUEER JEW IN FLORIDA JUST LOOKING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO TALK TO (20/enby). I’m quite open and I love discussing anything from Ancient Rome to TikTok trends. Always looking for more people who share a passion for history! Feel free to reach out 😀 Reply here.

ENGLISH NJG LIVING IN UTRECHT (27) ISO a boy to join me in baking challah, chatting lefty politics and dancing at electro nights. Ideally in need of a new mug or two that I can make. Must like cats. Reply here.

GAY CONVERT BOI IN DC (21) looking for laughs and tall NJBs to do fun cute summer stuff with. Bonus points if you like psychological thrillers! Reply here.

SUMMER INTERN IN PORTLAND, OR LOOKING TO MEET PEOPLE (20F). I’m very single and would love to meet a tall NJB (I’m a dreamer) or just some friends to show me around the city. I love old movies, good vintage shopping, mani-pedis and lox. Would love to meet for a brunch date 🙂 Reply here.

TRANS & CONVERTING NJG LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP WITH ANOTHER NJG (35/PDX). Would love to discuss leftist politics, film, Tolkien and Judaism. Bonus points if your ideal olam ha-ba is the Shire. Long-distance friendly! Reply here.

BISEXUAL BABE LOOKING FOR HER BOO (25/F/London). Down to earth, funny, green-fingered gal who’ll support you through everything whilst growing you your own broccoli. Looking for someone to explore new restaurants and binge Netflix with, and chat about our passions. Love dogs, traveling and languages. Reply here.

SMALL JEWISH GIRL LOOKING FOR SOME FRIENDS (22/F/DC). I just moved to the DC area and I am looking for friends to see movies, win bar trivia and talk about books with! Hmu if you need a friend in this scary post-college life. Reply here.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH. WY Jewish woman (early 30s) seeking a passionate romance with a kind, honest Jewish man (similar age, close-ish to WY). Loves history & the arts, abandoned places & the wilderness. Let’s start a good conversation & then meet halfway. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on May 19, 2022:

MIDWEST GAL LOOKING FOR FUN JEWISH & LEFTY PALS (25, Pittsburgh, she/her). Tbh I miss my Jewish co-op and want some friends to have Shabbat and frolic with in Pittsburgh. Come to Shabbat on my porch — if you’re lucky I will use veggies from my community garden, and we will drink vino out of recycled jars. Maybe you will leave with some of my homemade granola… Reply here.

INDIAN SEPHARDIC JEW (22F) looking for some friends cuz she never had any Jew friends. Also open to LDR as well hehe 😉 (Preferably a NJB older than me) Reply here.

SOFT BUTCH LOOKING FOR HER FEMME-ISH LOVE TO EVENTUALLY INTRODUCE TO BUBBE (28F). I’m a medical student in Portland, OR who is building a tiny house in her copious amounts of free time. Let’s meet up and see how far we can get in a classic game of Jewish geography. Reply here.

NJB LOOKING FOR RELATIONSHIP/FRIENDSHIP (23/Toronto). Like to read, take photos and listen to music. Been getting more interested in Judaism and kabbalah, would like a study partner — hopefully leads to something more. Cisgender and hetero. Reply here.

NJB IN METRO DETROIT (mid-30s). My bashert helped me back to my Judaism and I’m ISO a friendly companion. In the area? Let’s Shabbat! If not? Let’s chat! Reply here.

BISEXUAL JEWISH GAL SEEKING NJB (20F, bi, Dallas). Introverted plant mom looking for an extroverted NJB to make me coffee and play drunken/high video games with. Huge fan of cats, David Bowie and “Our Flag Means Death.” Also down to be friends!! Reply here.

BI/DEMIROMANTIC GAL IN THE OC (34). ISO love and friends of the nerdy persuasion who’d love a good night of board games, karaoke, movie watching or other adventures. Must love dogs and comic books. A love of travel is a plus! Reply here.

GRAD SCHOOL STUDENT WITH BIG ILANA ENERGY (22, cis woman) searching for an NJP (nice Jewish person) in Toronto to have a hot summer romance with, and possibly more! Your gender doesn’t matter to me, but you can’t be someone who still drinks cow’s milk ;)) Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on May 12, 2022:

ASPIRING DR. RUTH WESTHEIMER (24F, Manhattan) looking for someone who wants to write love letters back and forth, is always down to leave the party by 11pm & wants to cook together. Bonus points if you love reading in the park in a hammock. Let’s get drinks & maybe, one day, audiobook & chill. Reply here.

JEWISH ACTRESS SEEKING CANADIAN LOVER (straight, early 30s, Chicago, she/her). Seeking someone willing to whisk me away from this Gilead and onto safer, greener pastures. Someone respectful, playful, honest, intuitive, physically & verbally affectionate, & emotionally available. *Plant-based, active, empathy, lefty* Reply here.

LATINA NJG WRITER SEEKING NJB (29/LA) to talk about books and artsy stuff over drinks — as friends or maybe more? Invitations to Shabbats and good Jewish/Latin food included. Dark humor encouraged. Reply here.

CULTURAL JEW LOOKING FOR THE NEXT MAHJ LEAGUE (28F, SF). I’ve been playing mahjong since I was a kid and am looking to start the next generation of playing. I have a set and cards from my Grandma’s groups for everyone! Food and drinks always a must. Reply here.

TRANS NJB LOOKING FOR TRANS NJG (late 20s, eastern Canada) looking for friendship either online or in person, deep conversations, someone to learn Hebrew with or from, maybe love… maybe romantic love? Reply here.

SEPHARDIC/ASHKENAZI NJG ISO NJG/NJB (San Francisco/Bay Area). I’m a thirty-something reform Jew who enjoys cooking, 80’s music and nerding out over film/TV. Seeking a NJG or NJB with similar tastes, a flair for extraversion and a wicked sense of humor. Bonus points if you’re a Whovian. Reply here.

NJG LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO JOIN FOR DOG CUDDLES, BONG RIPS AND SITCOMS (25, Chicago). Hopefully you are funny, smart, and like spicy food. Together we could eat sushi and go to art galleries. Reply here.

ISO LITHUANIAN JEWISH GENEALOGISTS. I’ve hit a roadblock, and I’m ISO pre-America records for Hirsh/Harris Gordon of Sventsyan/Vilna Lithuania,  b.1870. Father’s name: Mendel; mom’s name: ?; siblings: ?. Bought a farm in Poriyah 1920; wife Raizel Felsher of Ponedel. Children Tillye and Morris. TY in advance! Reply here.

NGJB (NICE GAY JEWISH BOY) GOING TO SCHOOL AND LIVING IN DC (21) looking for men around my age to run and cook with (and more). Anything is better than the apps, right? 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on May 5, 2022:

OPERA SINGER BY DAY, QUEER JEWISH BAKER OF YOUR DREAMS BY NIGHT (24/Bay Area/genderfluid) in search of another femme Jew to complete my Shabbats and help braid the challah. I am an opera singer, so I can sing to you whenever you please. Love a good museum date. My dog and all my plushies do have to approve of you, but I’m sure they’ll think you’re cool. Reply here.

ISO MY RELATIVES! My ancestors’ most likely surname was Greenwald/Greenberg. It was then changed to Pashkin due to forced resettlement. I know that I had a part of my family living in Odessa, Ukraine. Please let me know if you’re familiar with these names: Stephan and George Greenwald, Kapitolina Paskina, Alexander and Arcady Pashkin, Valentina and Tamara Pashkina. Reply here.

NJG LOOKING FOR A COMMUNITY IN HONG KONG (20F): I’m moving to Hong Kong and I just want to know I’ll have a Jewish community there with me. Known to tell bubbe jokes and feed you whenever you have a problem! Reply here.

QUEER BRAZILIAN JEW LOOKING FOR MY PERSON (28/F/San Diego).  Loves coffee, the NYT crossword and the perfect balance of “let’s be an annoying fitness couple” and “screw it, let’s get In-n-Out.” Comes with a labradoodle who is preparing for his Bark Mitzvah. Reply here.

CAT LOVING LIBRARIAN W/ A MISS FRIZZLE VIBE (27, she/they, bi-romantic/ace). I’m a new Jew seeking friends (or more!) in central NH; open to regular travel to Laconia, Tilton & Concord and more occasionally to MTL, Burlington, Portland, Hanover, Littleton & southern or seacoast NH. Reply here.

CRAFTY IMMUNOCOMPROMISED QUEER ACE JEW (she/29) in PDX looking for friends (or more to make my Bubbe happy???) to eat, craft and maybe even cuddle with! Not in PDX-area? Let’s do virtual craft/movie night hangouts! Reply here.

LATE 20s BI NJB (Brooklyn) looking for similar-aged NJG or NJB to vibe with over food, drinks, 420, tennis, millennial angst, and/or the latest coming-of-age comedy-drama on HBO Max. Bagel-chasers may also apply. Reply here.

HERE SHE IS, BOYS: HERE’S ROSE (27/London/F). My mum is threatening to call the Millionaire Matchmaker — if you’d like to date a failed Fanny Brice who plays field hockey, save me from this fate and maybe we can make challah together soon. Reply here.

PRE-CONVERT COLLEGE STUDENT LOOKING FOR HAVRUTA (22/Berkeley-Bay Area/F). I’m a queer cat person learning how to define Judaism for myself, and I’m looking for other Jewish-aligned people to study Torah and immerse ourselves in Jewish learning this summer! Bay area preferred, but down for a Zoom sitch too. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on April 29, 2022:

GLOBETROTTING JEWESS SEEKING LOVE AND ADVENTURE (35F/NYC/hetero). Lived in Asia designing toilets (poop jokes welcome!) and happiest in the ocean or eating spicy food in a hole-in-the-wall. Join me on a Jackson Heights food crawl or kayaking on the Hudson? Reply here.

NJG SEARCHING FOR A STEPMOTHER FOR MY CATS (25/Ottawa). Seeking fellow NJG to read queer literature, go to leftist protests, and celebrate Shabbat with. Huge fan of therapy, Halloween, and most recently roller skating! Hoping to find someone to build a future with. Open to LDR if you’re open to closing the distance. Reply here.

QUEER JEW IN THE TWIN CITIES LOOKING FOR IN-PERSON FRIENDS (she/they, 26)! If you like to get חי and talk about Israel we might be a good fit! Reply here.

LADY WRITING A VERY JEWISH FIRST NOVEL (EEK!) seeking a writing partner/group for solidarity, critiques and accountability (mid 30s). I’m in the Bay Area, you could be anywhere. I soften my critiques but it’s OK if you don’t. Reply here.

SEEKING TO CREATE A CHOSEN FAMILY TO GO THROUGH LIFE WITH. I’m in my late 30s/F and would like to find new friends (any age/any gender/from anywhere in the world) to share the good times with, complain to about the bad, and establish meaningful connections with. Reply here.

CRAFTY CONVERT IN NEED OF FRIENDS ASAP (23/F/GVL, SC). New to GVL, looking for pals and the best bagel shop within 100 miles! I love knitting and crafting, reading and cooking. Let’s get coffee! Reply here.

SEEKING A S(MART)JG TO BRING TO FAMILY SUSHI SHABBAT (21/f/lesbian in Mass). Let’s get wine drunk and cuddle on the couch w/ the dogs. Reply here.

ASPIRING JEW SEEKING FRIENDS / ULTIMATELY NJB (31 yo/brisbane) aspiring convert gal seeking a man or some friends to help discuss the Jewish faith and have fun. I love yoga, hikes, food, adventures and all things spiritual! Reply here.

NICE JEWISH QUEER LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR SOMETHING MORE?) IN BOCA RATON. (27/Enby) Let’s go walk on the beach, swap to be read booklists, and laugh/maybe cry about the dismal state of Florida’s politics over some boba. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on April 21, 2022:

IRISH NJG ISO FELLOW HUMAN GOLDEN RETRIEVER (30/Chicago). I work in healthcare, but write for TV on the side; I’m looking for someone 25-40/any gender. Let’s talk music production, bioethics, or current hyperfixations. Must like animals & family game nights. Like the FOB song, I’m short, fast & loud — hope you can keep up. Reply here.

COLORADO CONVERT SEEKING NJB(ESTIES) IN THE FRONT RANGE (late 20s/F/Denver). I enjoy hiking (basic) & climbing (mainstream), live music, hanging with my cat, and swiping my library card! Reply here.

TEFILLAH-LOVING BOOKWORM (26F/NYC/lesbian) seeks woman to share Shabbat lunch with on a long-term basis, and maybe even with little ones someday. Bonus if you have any take, mild or spicy, on any WNBA player/coach/team. Reply here.

NJG LOOKING FOR LOVE IN PARIS (23/lesbian). I’m an art student who loves movies and books and everything about Jewish history — and if you do too, then maybe we’re bashert! Reply here.

QUEER & LONELY ASPIRING CONVERT & ART HISTORIAN (31/f/GER, but want to leave) ISO friendly & funny penpals/friends to share cute/deep/funny convos. I love books, art, music, fashion, cats and, well — the internet. Also in NYC in early May, so coffee/museums? 🙂 Reply here.

JEWISH ARTIST SEEKING FRIENDS/NJB PARTNER/A LOCAL FAMILY I CAN HIJACK FOR SHABBOS (25/F/NYC). New to city and seeking community; love story-telling, open conversations around spirituality & symbolism, old blues/soul/funk, and phat spicy dinners accompanied by laughter. Would be honored to join your Shabbos table and form meaningful Jewish connections in the city! Reply here.

ABBI TYPE ENERGY SEEKING ILANA TYPE ENERGY. I’m a 23 y/o gal new to Chicago looking for other early 20 y/os to explore the city with. Interests include: thrifting, spamming you with tiktoks, hiking, bad tv, and dirty shirley’s. Theatre kid but I promise I’m not annoying. Reply here.

DC AREA NJG SEEKING KIND-HEARTED LEFTY MAN OF MY DREAMS (mid 30s, she/her). I’m a fan of IPAs, trying out new recipes but hate doing the dishes. What’s your favorite hidden gem in the city? Looking for the real deal. Open to men of all faiths and backgrounds. Reply here.

BOSTON BABE SEEKS BASHERET. Me: 26, recon raised, mildly anxious (read: endearing), passionate about higher ed access, loving friend. You: ideally 26-34, progressive, type B version of Josh Lyman. Likes politics, emotionally intelligent, and can tolerate reality shows. Must love dogs. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on April 14, 2022:

OUTDOOR WISCONSIN JEW LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO HARRUMPH AROUND THE WOODS WITH (24/M). A big fan of all things Madison and Wisconsin, but I am looking for some more leftist Jews to hang out with! Hiking, biking, food, and tunes. Reply here.

ISO JEWISH CAMPING BUDDIES WHO WANT TO SING NIGUNS UNDER THE STARS (26/F from Los Angeles). Seeking outdoorsy folk who were most likely to choose Teva as their chug. Looking to Havdalah in Joshua Tree and eat bagels in the Mojave. All backgrounds and experience welcome, let’s plant some **roots** in the greater LA area! Reply here.

SEEKING PUNNY & SALTY NJB (30, they/she, LA). Lovably anxious writer looking for a b’shert. We can do the crossword, ideally over salt bagels & bad puns. (Biking & yoga work too.) Seeking non-Ashkenazi so we’re not cousins from the homeland. Goals: long-term relationship, giving my mom the grandkids she occasionally hints at. Reply here.

NJB FROM CHICAGO (26) looking for a lovely NJG (24-32) to bring to family dinners so people stop asking when I will find a girlfriend. I work in the film industry so relocation may be an option but more so ISO someone who is flexible with the ins and outs of life in the TV production world. Reply here.

QUEER JEW TRAPPED IN PURGATORY AKA MISSOURI SEEKS SAME (21F). Looking for friends, and maybe more, in the STL area. Still figuring out where I belong religion wise (raised Orthodox). Let’s get some drinks, have some good conversation, and maybe rewatch The Good Place for the thirteenth time. Reply here.

RECONSTRUCTIONIST JEWISH INTROVERTED PANSEXUAL NEW YORKER (40F). I’m looking for someone who has quirky nerdy humor, sci fi geek, to go to shul with, have Shabbat dinners with, maybe more as the relationship evolves. Westchester County, NY… willing to do some driving to meet the ideal match. Reply here.

JEWISH BENDER (WOMAN) IN LONDON, SEEKING FELLOW SEXY, ARTSY, GROOVY JEWISH QUEERS (21). Let’s go to a roller disco and bake a babka together or some shit. Reply here.

LEO SUN/ARIES MOON/LIBRA RISING ISO A NICE JEWISH GIRL (22/Chicago/Enby lesbian). I’m an art history student with a passion for cooking, crafts, and a good road trip. I value compassion, open communication and someone that enjoys ABBA and dancing badly. I would love a good Chicago museum date. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR NORTH COAST OREGON JEWS TO BEFRIEND AND CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAYS WITH (F/Seaside, OR). I’m a 26 y/o JOC who loves the holidays, is a little religious, and open to romantic connections, too. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on April 7, 2022:

MARRIED JEWISH TRANS WOMAN SEEKING FRIENDS TO GLAM (40/Richmond, VA). Looking for girly friends who enjoy giving makeovers. I’m actively transitioning and am lost how to dress and do makeup properly. Love music, hiking, and hosting Shabbes and having deep conversations with you! Reply here.

APPARENTLY THE SOLE JEWISH GIRL AT MY COMMUNITY COLLEGE IN WEST MICHIGAN! i’m 18 and low key looking for people to party with! but also genuinely looking for any kind of connection, whatever happens, happens! 🙂 Reply here.

ART STUDENT IN BOSTON LOOKING FOR FRIENDS OR SOMETHING CASUAL (21M) Always down to go to a museum, a bar or a concert. From Miami and still haven’t explored much of Boston or Mass. Reply here.

LA CORPORATE, WANNABE INDIE NJB (28) ISO textbook, neurotic NJG to go to couples counseling w/ on Sundays to work out our issues & hit up Brentwood farmers’ market to eat our feelings & people-watch. Will make plans to go hiking w/ 50% follow through. Adorable puppy included now. Kids later. Reply here.

QUEER CANTORIAL STUDENT SEEKS HER BELOVED IN BROOKLYN (24/she-her) Let’s go rock climbing or rollerblading in the park. You can show me your handwriting while I attempt to read your birth chart. Reply here.

TRANS NJB LOOKING FOR FRIENDS, PEN PALS, OR SOMETHING MORE (22/Orem, UT) I love having deep and meaningful conversations, contributing to interfaith dialogue, and playing guitar. Reply here.

LESBIAN LOOKING FOR LOVE (25/F) Family-oriented, funny femme Jewess living in NYC, seeking a NJG who started reading this sentence and thought it was about her. Looking for a true switch – you know, someone who loves deep conversation AND going out. Not so into social media & maybe she isn’t either, so help a gay out and send this along 🙏🏻 Reply here.

NJG LOOKING TO ADD SOME ROMANCE INTO THIS NEW CHAPTER OF MY LIFE (26/San Antonio, TX) Work at a synagogue. Little bit of a leftist but I still love The West Wing. Loves – ABBA, dogs, sharing meals. Values – communication, respect, boundaries. Seeking NJB 25-35. Local is preferred but I’ll venture out a little further if it’s right for both of us. Reply here.

DENVER-BASED, NON-OUTDOORSY, 36 Y/O NJG TEACHER AND BAKER ISO HER NJB (mid to late 30’s) to brewery hop and eat our way through various food and wine festivals.  Will feed you cake, kick your butt at trivia, and supply countless clever quips.  Must be okay with big dogs and cooking shows. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on March 31, 2022:

JEW-ISH ART HO MOVING TO LA TO BECOME THE 4TH HAIM SISTER (28/F). Professional word nerd brand new to the city I grew up in ISO a hot Jew crew (and a cute NJBoyfriend?) to find the best bagels and bars with personality in the city. Talk books and fav albums to me over a drink or two? Reply here.

GENDERQUEER ENBY JEW SEEKING FRIENDS, CONNECTIONS AND ROOMIES IN SEATTLE (21). Dear reader, please help me find some queer Jews in the Emerald City. Challah, curry, hamantaschen — I make it all. Are you lonely, wishing you had a roomie/friend/love interest heading into the HOT summer?? HMU 😉 Reply here.

NYC JEWISH FEMDOM SEEKS JEWISH SUBMISSIVE (35F). NJG on the outside, kink on the inside. I love Shabbat and synagogue. Looking for someone who I can share all of my interests with. I love reading, traveling and the beach. Reply here.

NYC BUBBE (24F) SEEKING HER ZAYDE (25+ M). Must tolerate (bonus: contribute to) feminist rants. Love to go shake my tush, love late night snacks after tush-shaking even more. Join me for bagels, art market strolls & happy hours. Let’s read in a park, see shows, write love letters & live a romcom. Liberals only. Reply here.

GAY NJB SEEKS TO END STREAK WITH THE NON-JEWISH BOYS (24/M/London). NJB from the US living in London. It’s time I try matzah balls and leave behind ham hocks. ISO a confident guy who can match my extrovertedness. Love to cook, travel and frequent the theater (my industry). Must love dogs and sushi. Reply here.

BABY BI (30F). Quirky, creative bi Jewess calling Delaware home. Searching for my beshert to join me for rousing game nights with friends and meandering visits to art galleries. Bonus points if you share my love of K-pop and can scope out the best Jewish delis. Reply here.

I’M KIND OF TIRED OF MY MOM ASKING ME IF I’M GOING TO DATE JEWISH, SO MAYBE YOU CAN HELP (26/F). You know when John Mulaney described his ex-wife as “a five foot Jewish bitch and she’s the best?” He also described me… except I’m 4’10. I don’t want children (GASP). ISO 26+ male living close to Nashville or willing to relocate, 5’7” and up, doesn’t want children, politically moderate or conservative. Reply here.

PANSEXUAL PHD STUDENT (26/F, I think?) in Kentucky looking for nice Jewish friends to take walks around Lexington, study in coffee shops and share Shabbat dinner. Writing and rhetoric instructor by day, Zelda player by night. Enthusiastic about possums and pedagogy. Let’s talk about the Lord of the Rings. Reply here.

QUEER JEW-IN-PROGRESS ISO JEWISH FRIENDS IRL OR ONLINE (20s/F). My love language is cooking & kvetching. Will pay you in food if you want to talk the hard stuff. Based in Cincinnati but willing to talk to anyone who will put up with me. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on March 24, 2022:

JEW-ISH QUEER FEMME SEEKING SASSY BUBBY/ZAYDE/MENSCH FOR YIDDISH LESSONS, MEGILLAHS AND BLESSINGS (early 30s). I grew up without tradition and found my way back home as a young adult. I have no wise elder Jewish family that I can find, due to… ya know. Do you want to kvetch, kvell and tell me stories? Or can we start with Yiddish lessons? Reply here.

EX-MIDWEST, CURRENT GOLDEN STATE JEWISH GIRL (30s) looking for 30-something pen pals for kvetching and kvelling from a distance. Loves music (indie, yallternative), anything that resembles Black Mirror and a good book. Guaranteed to send you great TikToks and/or gas up your WFH fits. Reply here.

JEW-ISH CANADIAN FUNNY GIRL IN LONDON (early 30s) ISO a theater date, someone to drink in the park with and explore this new frontier alongside. A friend or maybe more, who knows? Must love carbs and have a profound respect for good sarcasm. Dog owners encouraged to apply. Reply here.

I MAKE A MEAN BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP (27/F/Miami). I’m a Jewish professional, ISO NJB. Must love family, traveling and long talks on the phone. Sitcoms and an appreciation for summer camp would be an added plus. My interests include social justice, farmers’ markets and cooking. Let’s see the world together. Reply here.

TORONTO JEW IN-PROGRESS (22/F). Librarian looking for NJP(eople) who also want to: avoid running into folks we know at United Bakers, spend Fridays Shalom Aleichem-ing ’til our voices run dry and develop new, non-internet hobbies as the city opens up to spring. Reply here.

FORMER TEMPLE YOUTH GROUP/SUMMER CAMP NJG ISO SOME JEWISH FRIENDS! 20-something looking for some other 20-somethings in the metro ATL area to attend all the fun Jewish things in the city, from Purim carnivals to Hanukkah parties — and maybe even a Shabbat service or two. Bonus if you’ve got an SO to bring on a double date! Reply here.

THERAPIST TURNED ASPIRING ACTRESS LOOKING FOR FUN & FRIENDLY JEWISH AMBASSADORS (33/in and around SF). NJG raised in a secular-leftist-household looking to reconnect with my roots, ancestral traditions and “people”! Something tells me this venture would be a lot more fun alongside good company than solo. I enjoy conversations filled with laughter, delicious food, and trashy reality TV. Let’s grab a coffee and take it from there! Reply here.

JEWISH GRAD STUDENT (21/F) in the Pioneer Valley area of Massachusetts looking mainly for friendship but also open to something romantic (but only romantic—I am ace). Any gender. I’m a huge fantasy nerd and an aspiring author, and I love theater, cooking and animals. Also a mathematician. Reply here.

NJG FROM LA SEEKING AN NJB IN NYC (20). ISO someone who’s a momma’s boy, likes reading or writing, and can explore the city with me and eat at all the best bagel shops/delis/Mexican food places. Extra points if he likes animals or Baby Yoda. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on March 17, 2022:

TRILINGUAL SEPHARDI LESBIAN (25/F/Montreal) obsessed with all things related to therapy, personal growth, Judaism, Israel, Disney movies & most importantly, pasta and sushi. Looking for a real connection not too far away! Let’s spend our days outdoors exploring nice parks (less hiking, more tanning), our evenings discovering cool restaurants & speakeasys, and nights re-watching Disobedience over drinks and… 😉 Reply here.

KVELLING IN THE CAPITAL (mid-20s/F/Ottawa). New to the city and hoping to build a feeling of community as good as you ever had at summer camp.. Lover of bookstores, baking, bagel rivalries, and Broad City. Up for walks along the canal and spirited discussions about Leonard Cohen lyrics and lactose intolerance (and maybe for broadening my conversation repertoire too). Reply here.

MODERATELY COOL JEW ISO FRIENDS BUT LOVE WOULD BE NICE TOO (37/F). Most importantly, looking for comfort food in Oxon/Berks/London area, UK. Currently discovering my Jewish identity one matzah ball at a time. Drag Race nerd, fat fashion lover, tea expert, only owns plants that thrive on neglect. Wanna hang? Reply here.

OBSERVANT FIERY GIRL ABOUT TOWN (24, LDN/BLN) ISO confident, outgoing NJB who can compete with me. Be the Jerry to my Elaine (before the breakup) and let’s spend our nights baking babka x Reply here.

SEEKING SPONTANEOUS FRIENDSHIPS (21/F/PVD, Boston). Proud Jewish-Italian-American and recent extrovert newly arrived back to the New England area from Philly and craving some wicked good times. Lover of finding the best local beer and coffee, walks downtown during which we get almost (but not quite) lost, and enthusiastically nerdy conversations. Can always guarantee a Jewish goodbye. Reply here.

I’LL BAKE THE CHALLAH IF YOU SAY HAMOTZI (29/F). NJG going through Jewish identity crisis seeking a NJB who can help me be better with Shabbat. New Yorker through and through — currently located in Southern CT but willing to travel! Reply here.

26 Y/O WOMAN IN NY FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES TO GET BACK TO FL (JK…MAYBE) seeking someone who will FaceTime with me during walks home from the library (med school problems). When I’m not in the hospital we can watch New Girl, do paint nights or go on runs. I’ll always let you know if you have food in your teeth! Reply here.

CONVERSION STUDENT (24/F) in the Boston area looking for Jewish friends and study buddies!! I’m a lover of reading, tea and Dolly Parton. Bonus points if you’ll watch horror movies with me. Reply here.

DORKY FIT LIBERAL PITTSBURGH NJB SEEKING NJG (33/he/him). Recently published writer. Dog Enthusiast. Software engineer. Just out here trying to find someone who shares a passion for human rights, Shabbos dinners and Jewish cuisine. Let’s kill a babka while watching 30 Rock. Seeking local & abroad. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on March 10, 2022:

MONTREAL ENBY SEEKING COOL JEWISH FRIENDS OF ANY GENDER AND ORIENTATION (18). Looking for like-minded people who are willing to discuss everything from Maimonides to Jewish resistance movements to Allen Ginsburg. Let’s make Challah and pretend to understand kabbalah >:) Reply here.

I’M JEWISH, I AM SINGLE AND I’M NEW IN TOWN. Anachronistic 28 y/o manic pixie NJB seeks NJG who also loves jazz, indie and classical music, being Jewish, exploring NYC, mid century aesthetics and spontaneous adventures. I’m mostly secular, lightly observant and make a mean kugel. Reply here.

WOMAN BRAND NEW TO SAN FRANCISCO SEARCHING FOR A YIDDISH TUTOR… OR MORE (23/bi). Perhaps a shaina punim to show off to the bubbes in my folk choir? I’m also creating a roster for the best bagel sandwiches in this city and am itching for some company on this journey.  Reply here.

34 Y/O ORGANIZER-THERAPIST (F/Vermont & Brooklyn) seeks nice (but not too nice) Jewish boy for quiet mornings, Yiddishkeit, leftist politics and outdoor adventures. Reply here.

BUBBE’S FAVORITE GRANDDAUGHTER (25/Boston) seeking a NJB for a consistent few-months romantic adventure. Looking for someone who will bake cookies, walk along the Esplanade and swap books with me. I work in mental health so I’m a great listener and also overworked, but promise I’ll make lots of time for the right person! Reply here.

NJG FROM NYC LOOKING FOR PARISIAN BESTIES (21). I’m looking to meet other Jews in Paris between March 11-18 to grab a drink, have a Shabbat meal or celebrate Purim together since I’m not traveling with other Jewish people. I’m a fan of museums, trashy TV and boxed wine (very un-Parisian, I know). Reply here.

ASHKI LADY IN COLUMBUS, OHIO (26) looking for other 20 or 30-something far-from-home Jews, converts and patrilineal friends in Central Ohio to celebrate holidays with. No Jewish family nearby? Let’s be each other’s! Reply here.

QUEER TORONTO GRANDMA (24F) hoping to find a perfect match (female, 20s). Together we could go to trendy restaurants, yell at reality TV shows, make Shabbat dinner and go on afternoon walks. Reply here.

VEGAN YOGA INSTRUCTOR (30s/F) in London looking for friends? maybe? anybody? Bueller? Super keen to meet somebody in this country who won’t berate me for being “a Z word.” Let’s set up a regular cruelty-free Shabbat dinner, or at least text each other quotes from Mike Schur comedies/musical theatre/early 2000s films. Dog owners are extra welcome. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on March 3, 2022:

HOT BRIT RECENTLY ARRIVED IN USA (25/M/hairy chest). My mother has sent me and my English charm to DC from London and won’t let me come back until I’ve found a nice Jewish girlfriend. Love hiking, biking and soppy pop music. Makes a mean charoset so get that seder invite in early. Reply here.

EUROPEAN-BASED ESTHER (28/bi/Brussels) looking for someone who’s as into kvelling as they are kvetching. Specifically, I’m looking for romance, but I wouldn’t say no to friends either. Friendship is another form of love, after all. I love Purim, so who wants to make some noise? Reply here.

ARGENTINEAN JEW (18/Buenos Aires). I love tea, rain, books, movies and Hozier, so I’m basically looking for a romantic connection with anyone of any gender who likes these things. If you’re from the UK or Ireland and around 18/19/20, I might have slightly more interest in you. Reply here.

QUEER BRITISH NJB (24/m) in NYC for the month of March, looking for folks to hang out with while doing PhD fieldwork on Jews in jazz. It’ll be my first time in the city so tell me about the best spots to visit! Bonus points if you love the Oscars/bluegrass/lefty politics. Reply here.

TRAGICALLY HETERO IN WEST PHILLY (36/F). Teacher/editor/writer (incl. sometimes for Hey Alma 😉). Curly hair with an hourglass/peanut figure. My personality is Miss Piggy but my type is less Kermit, more Fozzie. Reply here.

EXPLORATION LOVING, GENOCIDE STUDYING SECULAR NJG IN GLASGOW (almost 23/dirty blonde/native NYer) seeking a mensch in the UK! Let’s go for a hike in the Highlands, eat the best falafel in town, or simply watch Mrs. Maisel on the couch at the flat. Looking for a man who will offer his jacket when I’m cold to only then take it back 5 mins later after I change my mind 🙂 Reply here.

SCANDINAVIAN CONVERT LOOKING FOR (PEN) PALS NEAR AND FAR (30-something). There are only a few thousand Jews here — I need more friends who want to discuss the feminism of Dirty Dancing, what you’d put on a Jewish disco playlist and the intersections of queer and Jewish identity. Reply here.

TALL, LEFTIST, BISEXUAL JEWESS (26/F) in search of love in Washington State or long-distance. I am a kind, supportive, cuddly person who is looking for a partner who makes me laugh, cares about Jewish values, and is thoughtful. Let’s cook, watch movies and go adventuring together. Must love dogs. Reply here.

ASPIRING NICE JEWISH DOCTOR LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES (25/F in ABQ). Also looking to increase the number of Jews at my incredibly Reform backyard Passover seder to three this year. I make a delicious brisket and my friends are nice. Looking for nice humans of any gender, big plus if you have curly hair and or a tiny earring and want to drink iced coffee with me. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on February 17, 2022:

ANXIOUS PATRILINEAL JEWISH WRITER (25M) looking for love either in North Carolina or long distance. I’m obsessed with writing about Jewish themes in “Avatar: The Last Airbender” and “The Mandalorian.” Also desperately need someone to play Wingspan with! Reply here.

EARLY 30S MIAMI JEW GIRL looking for sports-loving Jew boy to go to Dolphins and Heat games and live happily ever after. Reply here.

NJ TRANSPLANT IN CHICAGO ‘BURBS. 24 y/o woman who moved 1/3rd of the way across the US ISO friends (also 20s) in the Northwest Suburbs of the Windy City. Reasons to befriend me: strong trivia skills, makes a good kugel, once insulted Donald Trump on television. Reply here.

OVERWORKED SOFT QUEER JEWISH PROFESSIONAL (31/F/Brooklyn) seeks Jewish penicillin to pull me away from my desk and into a museum. Or a concert. A night in doing a puzzle works, too. Must love dive bars and “Pride & Prejudice” (2005). All Jewish/gender identities welcome. Reply here.

YIDDISH LOVING LEFTIST (26F, Portland, OR). Ex-army hardcore lesbian, dog ima, will fall in love if you read me Torah. Let’s analyze tirumah together. Reply here.

ROOTLESS COSMOPOLITAN GAL SEEKS PALS IN LOS ANGELES (34F). New to town, leftist, secular Jew, diaspora history nerd, writer, music enthusiast. Let’s get coffee and talk about Emma Goldman, Yiddish and Leonard Cohen. Reply here.

THE NON-BINARY FRAN LEBOWITZ. New York born and bred, culturally Jewish, mid 40s, looking for a 30+ nonbinary person, trans man or lesbian in NYC/NJ to rock my world. Let’s go to museums, parks and eat at outdoor cafes as spring begins. Looking for something deeply romantic. Reply here.

I’M HERE, I’M QUEER, I… DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT? (26F) Reform NJG in Boston, new to being bisexual and bad at flirting with ALL genders. We’ll get along if you like lefty politics, book recommendations, petting strangers’ dogs and cracking bad puns. Let’s nosh at Zaftigs and see if it’s a match. Reply here.

BEARDED LEFTIST FROM CLEVELAND (25M) in search of a cute hippie Jewess. I am a big foodie who loves to travel and explore but also really appreciates quality time at home. I’m looking for an intelligent, like-minded individual who wants to start off casual and end up simping for each other. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on February 10, 2022:

JOAN JETT-STYLE JEWESS (40s) wants to share sassy and soulful times rocking out with you (NJG/lesbian)! I’m in the UK but you may well be anywhere in the world/globe/universe! Send me your fave song lyrics and let’s make music together xx Reply here.

COFFEE-LOVING CREATIVE CONVERT (small, blonde bundle of energy, 42, single mum, straight) with a passion for painting, politics, psalms and a terrific toddler (*2021) living near Hanover, Germany, seeking for a soulmate to share Friday night kiddusch, tikkun olam, music and more. Reply here.

SHORT BI GIRLIE (21) looking for tall Jewish besties and/or partners to help reach things on the top shelf. Student with a not-so-secret love for art history and politics who is always reading or talking books. I’m an American in London who is desperate both to meet other Jews and to find Jewish queer spaces. Reply here.

WIDOW IN MY 80s & BLESSED WITH GOOD HEALTH. I’m physically active, a problem solver, business owner, writer & avid reader. I like competitive board games, the Patriots, xcountry skiing, walks, theater, movies, dinner out & animals. I’m loyal & affectionate. Looking for male romantic connection in the N.H. seacoast area. Reply here.

SEPHARDI ART HISTORIAN SEEKS NJG (NY/35F/lesbian). I’m Jewbana, originally from Miami and will be the best museum date you’ve ever had. I’ll also make you pastelitos and can be your salsa lead. Hobbies include volunteering, working out and petting every dog I see. Reply here.

MUST LOVE CREAM CHEESE! 28F biromantic Boston-area book lover seeks nerdy bashert. Your local anxious demisexual, fueled by coffee and jokes. Let’s mask up and walk around a museum or (re)watch a Mike Schur comedy. Also happy to long-distance chat! Full warning, I will send pictures of my fluffball rescue dog. Reply here.

SECULAR SURFER SEARCHING FOR MY TRIBE (26M/LA). Sometimes life doesn’t go as planned, and now I need to reconnect with my people more than ever! If you enjoy the beach, concerts, being creative or simply getting high, drop me a shalom. An NJG would always be nice, but a community is what I need! Reply here.

POLYAMOROUS MASC NONBINARY JEW (28, he/him) looking to make connections, whether friendship or more, with other masc or male-aligned people.  I’m into reading, coffee, studying psychology, concerts, tattoos and looking cute in every kippah I wear. I’ll let you be the judge tho 😉 Reply here.

JEWISH AMERICAN DOCTOR (30F/Melbourne). Moved to Australia a few years ago, would love to meet fellow Jews nearby. Bonus if you’re a tall, single Jewish male… your mother will surely kvell over us. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on February 3, 2022:

ASHKENAZI HISTORY TEACHER SINGING IN A JEWISH ROCK BAND (32M). Budapest, HU based. Gonna give you all the kindness and fun that you deserve and let you taste his kosher Slivovitz collection. Reply here.

LATINA JEWISH LAWYER (28/Jersey City) seeking a NJB to join me for hikes, Shabbat dinners and puzzling over the latest Wordle. Let’s meet up on either side of the Hudson and discuss what books we’re reading. Reply here.

FUTURE RABBI ISO REBBETZ*MAN* (gay, 25, Brooklyn) looking for someone who enjoys spending quality time, learning & growing together. Interests include cooking, wine, literature, theater, travel, history, quirky New York, housing justice, running & art. Have some chutzpah and take a chance on me! Reply here.

JEWISH GAL SEEKING JEWISH PALS IN HER NEW HOME OF DUBLIN (25). Are you Jewish? Are you in Dublin? Apparently there are only two of us, so I think we should be friends and kvetch about the lack of kosher food together. Coffee is on me. Reply here.

PATRILINEAL JEWESS (Early 30s). Sydney-sider looking for fellow neurotic Jews to chat all things challah and identity < 3 Reply here.

BASICALLY A BUBBE IN A 28 Y/O MAN’S BODY (DC area). ISO friends of all ages/genders. I enjoy baking challah and cooking just about everything, am obsessed with tea and gardening and am about to start library school in fall. Somewhat recent transplant here so just looking to build community. Reply here.

SECULAR EX-HASID CONFUSED ABOUT RELIGION (20M) looking for queer-friendly people to connect to in Jerusalem. Love? Friendship? Let’s figure it out together. Extra points for fellow misers, shitposters and self-proclaimed skeptics 😛 Reply here.

BROWN-EYED GIRL ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE (29). Sweet, smart, pretty, professional woman seeks a successful, funny and basically wonderful Jewish man for lasting love. Most love travel and know what choresht is. Reply here.

PLANT AND CAT MOM ISO TORONTO CONNECTIONS (31). Love cooking meals just for leftovers, learning languages, open browser tabs, collecting old names, hobbies I don’t have time for. Moving to Toronto this summer, looking for queer Jewish friends/roommates! Bonus if you’re looking for a havruta partner. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 27, 2022:

SOFT BUTCH LESBIAN LOOKING FOR MORE QUEERS TO ADD TO MY LADY SQUAD (approaching 30 in DC). Fan of hiking, cooking, and people watching on the Mall. Seeking friends who are down to light up, chill out and play board games until it’s safe to go back to ALOHO. Reply here.

LOQUACIOUS WANDERING JEW-ISH LATINA ISO CURIOUS CONVERSATIONALISTS IN ORAL, WRITTEN, OR GRAPHICAL FORM (27F). I’ve been told that I could talk to a rock, but I’d rather talk to you*. Accepting friends and lovers in English and Spanish. Or someone to teach me Yiddish. *No bigots, trolls, or squares. Reply here.

NEO-HASIDIC ORTHODOX BABE (21/NYC) seeking a nice frum open-minded Jewish boy who isn’t afraid to call himself a feminist. Must want to go on dates to the ohel and Crown Heights, learn Tanya together and have Shabbat tables with lots of zemiros. Reply here.

NYC-BASED NEW ENGLANDER, PRODUCER x ARTIST (30F) seeking intellectual, adventurous Timothée Chalamet softboi to make Friday-night kiddush and come with me to yoga Sunday — and wherever else life takes us. Must love Israel. Reply here.

SEPHARDIC & ASHKI JEWISH GAL (23) looking for other twenty-something Jewish gals in the St. Louis area to grab coffee, brunch, kvetch and build a relationship with. Clinical psych student, so talking is my passion. Haven’t met other Jews since moving to STL so I’m looking forward to meeting you all! Reply here.

PNW POLYAMOROUS CONVERT (22, they/he). A queer literature nerd living in Spokane, WA who’s in search of friends, flings, and/or partners in the PNW. Or someone local to go to temple with! HMU if you’re creative, well-read, enjoy philosophy and are hungry for adventure. Reply here.

GAY RABBINICAL STUDENT (28M) from Montreal now living it up on the UWS. An “I” looking for his “Thou.” Loves laughter, discussion, naches, nachos and juicy texts — and wants a sweet and caring dude to build a life with. Drinks sound like a great start. Reply here.

MIAMI-BASED ARCHITECTURE STUDENT AND BI FAIRY QUEEN (18F). Relatively new to the city and looking for Jewish friends or maybe even romance! Let’s go thrifting, play D and D or take a walk in a park. Passionate about D and D, “American Horror Story” and Jewish mythology (so, a certified nerd). Reply here.

NJG SEEKING PLUS ONE FOR SUMMER WEDDINGS (29/F/Astoria). I love a good Dad joke and I’m seeking a punny NJB with a good sense of humor. Let’s go for coffee or a drink and you can try out your best material. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 20, 2022:

BOOKISH WITH NICE TUCHUS (31F/DC). Recovering DevaCurl fan with Big Ilana Energy seeks intellectually curious femme in D.C. Equally at home busting Bachelorette brackets, going to Nats games and reading the same Jewish history books as your dad. Let’s get takeout, then make out? Reply here.

OVEREXCITED EXCHANGE STUDENT TO-BE (22F). Anxiety-ridden history student from North London looking for fun, lefty Jews to befriend when I move to Canada this year! Must have an appreciation for camp counselor energy, community, all things GLEE & bonus points if you will show me wild swim spots! Reply here.

IF R. MOSHE FEINSTEIN AND LENA HORNE HAD A KID, YOU’D GET ME (30s). STL based Black, Queer, traditionally observant guy, fiercely egalitarian, who loves to think critically about big issues and is comfortable getting lost for hours in silly cat videos on TikTok. Looking for LTR with another like-minded NJB. Reply here.

BADASS BIKE-SHOP CHICK (24 F). Virginia native living in D.C. and looking to make new friends! Seriously into cycling, cats, and M&M cookies. Getting into cooking, too! Reply here.

30s SEPHARDI-ASHKENAZI LESBIAN SEEKING FEMME JEWESS (NY). Doctor by day, art lover & writer by night. My mother thinks I’m a catch. Probably because I call her every day. I’ll order for us in French at La Mercerie following an afternoon at the Met or cook Cuban food for you after the ballet. I also enjoy boxing, hiking and basketball. My favorite activity is eating bagels and lox with my 93-year-old Jewish bestie. Reply here.

DORKY NORTHERN TORONTO/YORK REGION GAY JEWSKI (19M) looking for someone to keep company and brighten the days in lockdown as a friend or more. Hopefully shares my love of plants, gardening, anime, Nintendo games, and will eat some of the strange dishes I prepare. Reply here.

NEO-HASIDIC SOCCER BABE (26 years old in Seattle) looking to pass someone the ball. Bisexual and non-binary. Likes snuggling, making abstract challah and singing nigguns. Reply here.

ACTIVE, INTELLECTUAL EAST BAY MENSCH FOR MY SINGLE MAMA (60s). Most guys her age just wanna nosh and kibbitz — she needs a sweetie who can keep up. Would kvell for a swimmer. Do you have a single dad on the go? Let’s make a match! Reply here.

TRIPLE VAXXED ASHKEPHARDIC PARAMEDIC IN MELBOURNE (22, F). Just looking for something super casual, like marriage and children. Nothing serious! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 13, 2022:

FUN LOVING 73 YEARS YOUNG VEGAN WIDOW looking for someone to share good times with. Located in central NJ, about an hour from NYC and Philadelphia. Reply here.

KANSAS CITY AFAB NON-BINARY JEW (21) looking for Midwestern Jewish friends and/or romantic connections. I love Judaism, write short stories and poetry, paint, and I crochet compulsively lol. I’ll probably make you something! I’m also a leftist whose currently binging Seinfeld. Hmu if you’d like! Reply here.

FREE-SPIRITED JEWESS, DOCUMENTARY-FILMMAKER AND SEX & RELATIONSHIP TRAINEE-THERAPIST (31/F/London UK/heteroflexible) looking for my person to cuddle extensively, go on nature adventures, cook feasts, explore sex, sensuality & intimacy, have deep chats and belly laughs, watch movies, listen to music and dance. If you’re a great communicator with an even greater sense of humour hmu x Reply here.

27 Y/O TRANS GUY IN DC. Me: (adult) sex educator from Boston turned med student. Looking to meet friends and blow off some steam. You: a scorpio who wants to go snowboarding, teach me to kick flip (yes I’m still a poser), roll up (sushi or otherwise), or watch Curb. And can someone tell me where to get some g-damn pastrami around here? Reply here.

BILINGUAL BLONDE (30F/straight/demisexual) ISO love. Artist, dog trainer (and dog mom), foodie, bookworm, language lover, secular Jew. You: are in Philly, NYC, or perhaps abroad; have traveled (and/or maybe live that bilingual life yourself); have things you can get really nerdy about; are down to take turns planning fun adventures for each other, and love the foods of our people! Reply here.

YOUR REDHEADED LESBIAN DREAM FROM LA. 19 y/o professional dog owner, harp player, and mac n cheese connoisseur. Hmu if you want to discuss Marvel, canine creatures, or theater. Reply here.

NJB IN BROOKLYN (28M) looking for a friendship, trying to break out of my bubble. Like reading, enjoy movies, especially weird docs on Netflix, a wandering Jew, would want to explore the city of NYC or just chill and hangout. Reply here.

THIRD CULTURE CHILD (18F/Switzerland) looking for anyone to share memes, send letters, share book recommendations and talk about Jewy things with 🙂 Reply here.

420 ENTREPRENEUR LOOKING FOR A LADY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH (32/F/NYC). I love a good walk (so does my dog), a good horror movie, and a good joint. I also yell at the TV during college football season (sorry!). You’re ambitious but don’t take everything too seriously. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 6, 2022:

BI BABKA BABE (24F/NJ/NYC) ISO romance with M/F/NB. Me: Improv enthusiast, writer, traveler, optimist, and environmentalist. You: Adventurous, delightful, grounded, and kind. Together we could: hike, see comedy shows, swap therapy lessons, wear matching Blundstones, and read in comfortable silence. Reply here.

DYKE MEDIA LAWYER (30/LA). Attracted to opinionated, uninhibited Jewish femmes. Let’s share a joint, shvitz at Wi Spa, then walk over to Langer’s for a pastrami Reuben. Reply here.

REFORM CONVERSION CANDIDATE MOVING TO ITALY (21, non-binary) looking for Jewish friends in Italy or in Europe. I’m a cook and I study Jewish Studies and Italian Studies. I also love math and videogames. Building community is hard but is it so worth it. 💞💞 Reply here.

SECJEWLAR LEFTY WORD NERD ISO DC-AREA PALS & DATES (34m, queer). Let’s meet for COVID-safe coffee & wide-ranging conversation! I like learning from others, design, so-bad-they’re-good puns, and cozy-genre mysteries. Friends of all genders rock; for dates, I enjoy dapper butches and FTM-friendly men. Reply here.

28M PhD (POLISH HOT DADDY) looking for shared intergenerational trauma and fun dates with women in Sydney. Love tiny desk concerts, Anderson Paak, reading Richard Flanagan, and swimming semi-nude at Gordon’s Bay. I work with A.I. so ideally looking for someone with some real intelligence. Reply here.

ANXIOUS JEWISH HISTORIAN (26F/queer from Poland) currently in grad school in Uppsala, Sweden looking for Jew-ish friends to kvetch about the world and bake challah with. If you are a fellow Diaspora leftist with a passion for social justice and history I’ll buy you coffee. Likes: cats, revolutionary Jews (hi Emma Goldman!), plants. Dislikes: sports, misogyny and nationalism. Reply here.

JEWISH ELAINE BENES (27/F/Mostly Straight) looking for friends to kvetch with in Portland, OR. Dog mom, architectural designer, and outdoorswoman in training. Must love true crime and dive bars. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 30, 2021:

FORMER JEWISH CAMP COUNSELOR (AREN’T WE ALL) in LA looking for a pen pal I can share recipes, book recommendations and thoughts with. Female, 25, loves dogs and bad puns. Reply here.

SOUTH AMERICAN ENBY (20s) looking for Jews anywhere and of any gender, open to friendships and more. Into politics (leftist), public health, feminism. Let’s send each other memes and share our existential crisis. Reply here.

TV PRODUCER BY DAY, TALMUD SCHOLAR BY NIGHT (27/male/LA). A Tom Holland looking for his Zendaya, but if they were Jewish. Looking for an NJG love connection to share music, movies, late night conversations, cuddles, casual Shabbats and spontaneous road trips with. Reply here. 

IN NEED OF A BRUNCH OF JEWS (24F in Fort Myers area). I’m looking for Jewish friends to kvetch with over eggs and bagels. From New York, lover of average movies, trashy books and good music. Clinical psych student so talking is my passion. Come see midnight movies with me or hang out in cafes. Reply here. 

GAY ASHKE-PHARDI NJB (20M) looking for another in the Bay Area. likes: cooking, HAIM, hiking & boichik bagels. Reply here. 

SOUTH OF ENGLAND-BASED JEW (20s F) WANTING FRIENDS FOR MY FIRST PURIM PARTY (COVID permitting of course!). Literally just want Jewish friends, I don’t have a community around me after recently moving. St Patricks and Purim sync up 2022, so Irish Jews let’s GO! Reply here. 

MODOX GAY MAN LOOKING FOR THE JEFFREY TO HIS INA (26/male/NYC) seeking love, friendship and co-chef to host extravagant gay Jewish dinner parties. Let’s talk art, drag, board games and Judaism! Reply here. 

20 Y/O AFAB JEWITCH CONVERT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MORE?). Ze/she, Birmingham, AL. I’m a quite boring agender dyke ISO new friends. I love photography, cats, plants and video games. I’m Japanese, white and Honduran, and a Jewish convert! Reply here.

30s JEWISH LESBIAN (NOT THE TERFY KIND) Chicagoan seeks friends and lovers who enjoy cooking, sci-fi, dogs and crossword puzzles. Must have a healthy appreciation for sarcasm/dark humor. Hopefully you enjoy cuddly couch time and watching king of the hill. 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 23, 2021:

INTELLIGENT AND HOT JEW BY CHOICE OF COLOR LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE (40s/Female/New England) I love movies, dancing, reading, theater. Would love to meet a Jewish Male Mensch to keep me warm, cozy and laughing through the long winters. I enjoy traveling to warm places and I am a proud psychology nerd!! Reply here.

CONSERVADOX CONVERSION STUDENT (18, she/her) looking for people to geek out over Judaism with. Likes: cooking, languages, indie movies. Dislikes: pettiness, homophobia, raw tomatoes. Will instantly become best friends with those willing to send good recipes and dumb memes 🙂 Reply here.

OBSERVANT TRANS LESBIAN AKA THE WITCH YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT (29) who haunts the urban forests of Massachusetts. Seeking willing test subject for diabolical schemes and occasional museum dates. (Boston) Reply here.

MIZRA-KENAZI LESBIAN NEW YORKER (mid-30s) ISO something sweet for the new year: museum dates, groceries from Zabar’s, Shabbats in the park, hikes upstate, eventual puppy co-parenting. But first—let’s get a drink and see if we click! Reply here.

SMALL JEWISH FIRECRACKER (23F) seeks adventurous new friends (or love?) in the Denver area to add some more spice to life! Preferably loves to ski, hike, watch new movies and Curb reruns. Reply here.

CUTE YIDDISH SPEAKER LATINX JEW (24, enby) looking for someone to watch doramas with and maybe raise cats together? Open to relocate from my shtetl or just build long-distance friendships. Reply here.

MOSTLY STRAIGHT, EAST COAST NATIVE NJB IN SAN FRANCISCO (30s) seeking love, intimacy, a monogamish life partner. Witty and cuddly sweetie raised in a Conservative shul/day school setting. Neuroscience research. Lefty politics, feminism, cooking, improv, deep human connection. Spoonie & cancer patient. Reply here.

JEW-IN-PROGRESS ISO ACADEMIC/STEM PEN PALS (21, she/they). Let’s write letters (or emails) to each other about life, the universe, and everything. Lover of cats (not the musical), physics and crocheting. Queer, ADHD, disabled, leftist. Reply here.

JEWISH AMERICAN BRIDGET JONES (31/F/Bisexual) in London seeks other Jews for food and camaraderie. I’m converting and still getting the hang of what it means to be a Jew. Looking for love and friendship with other chosen people as we find our way through the world. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 16, 2021:

RABBI’S KID IN THE MID-HUDSON VALLEY LOOKING FOR LOVE (22M). I’m a typical rebellious rabbi’s kid, long hair, tattoos, and a sense of mischief. I’m a culinary student so you know I can make a fire shakshuka. Also a gym rat, so gym dates are always an option. Reply here.

ADHD AND BISEXUAL NJG SEEKING A BIT OF EVERYTHING (19/F/MN). Enjoys nerding out over musicals, video games and science. Master of the art of baking challah; student of the science of botany. Looking for local and/or long distance friends, a like-minded roommate, or perhaps a partner in the Twin Cities area. Reply here.

AMAB NON-BINARY JEW LOOKING FOR CONNECTIONS (21 in the Indy area). If any other nb’s or Jewish boys come along to date, they wouldn’t be opposed. Reply here.

INTROVERTED LESBIAN (26 she/they) seeking a girlfriend/partner in central FL. I love reading or binge watching shows (fantasy, scifi, or anything queer) and I enjoy photography. Looking for someone close to my age, loves cuddles, and who can help when I dye my hair the next fun color! Reply here.

BROOKLYN CASHEW (½ CATHOLIC, ½ JEWISH) ISO PEN PAL (23F). Lover of old-school snail mail (but would be happy with an email buddy too!). Let’s discuss life, book recs, recipes (a bubbe recipe face-off, perhaps?) and maybe even practice our Spanish. Looking to make friends and learn something new 😊 Reply here.

REFORM NJG SEEKS NJB TO SHARE LAUGHS, COCKTAILS AND BAGELS (27/Brooklyn). I’m best summarized as talkative, witty, and disturbingly punctual. Let’s guess each other’s bar and bat mitzvah themes or see how many camp friends we have in common over drinks or coffee! Reply here.

FITNESS-OBSESSED, GLUTEN-FREE FEMALE IN PHILLY (23) looking for Jewish gal pals to grab coffee, discuss Harry Styles and hit concerts with (: Reply here.

NJG (34, LONG ISLAND) SEEKING NJB. Let’s workout together, go on adventures and have lots of laughs talking about the embarrassing things our Jewish mothers have said about us. Reply here.

32/F/NYC SEEKS LOVE AND LAUGHTER IN HER BAGELS & LOX MENSCH (31+M). Want a man who loves a falafel cart as much as a classy sit-down. A like-minded progressive who enjoys everything the city has to offer (museums, theater, etc.) but can also be down for a night of Netflixing. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 9, 2021:

JEWISH GYM RAT SEEKING MY KIND (19F, Long Island). Romantically and platonically, just please, other Jews who live for the gym. I’m dying out here! Reply here.

NJG SEEKING NJBs/Gs IN GLASGOW/EDINBURGH AREAS (18F). Originally from New York, in my first year at uni, hoping to find ppl who also have main character syndrome. Must be an introverted extrovert who would just as soon go out clubbing as they would sip tea and read in a bookstore. Reply here.

MILLENNIAL LATINA JEWESS ISO OF JEWISH GAL PALS IN QUEENS, NY (27) because the closest thing I have to a Jewish gal pal community is watching Broad City alone in my living room. I enjoy a good book, a fancy cocktail (or a Whiteclaw just the same) and expert level sudoku. Reply here.

REFORM NJB ISO LIKE-MINDED NJG IN NYC AREA (25M/Westchester). Introduce me to your grandparents so they can brag that their granddaughter is dating a (future) doctor. Love to cook & bake — especially sourdough & cheesecake! Let’s binge Schitt’s Creek, The Good Place and Bake Off. Reply here.

QUEER JEW IN PROGRESS SEEKING COMMUNITY (28F). Looking for some Jewish friends in Brisbane or Townsville (or even around the world). I am converting to Judaism and want to build a little Jewish community to have Shabbat dinners and share Jewishness with. I speak English and Spanish. xx Reply here.

1/2 IRISH CATHOLIC, 1/2 ASHKENAZI JEW (32/F/CA) who loves adventuring & cooking, seeking a partner to go climbing, hiking or longboarding with. Must be dog friendly, love food adventuring and cooking, plus if you enjoy making music or art or caring for plants. Reply here.

WITTY AND VIVACIOUS NJG (28) in Boston ISO love, laughter and partnership with a NJB. Let’s have spirited debates, gluten-free baking contests, and an adventure filled life! Please already be in therapy 🙂 Reply here.

EGAL ATTENDING, KOSHER KEEPING, JEWISH SURGICAL RESIDENT IN NEW HAVEN (27M). I’m hoping to meet a nice Jewish woman to cook dinner, schmooze and spend time with when I am not stuck in the hospital. I am going to be in the area for seven years, so hopefully you are the Rachel to my Jacob, minus the wedding switcheroo and parents’ deciding who you marry, but you get the gist. Reply here.

SWIFTIE HOPING TO DO BETTER THAN TINDER (22F). Feline lover, bread fiend, aspiring sex educator and feminist scholar, Bostonian studying in the south of France. ISO NJB to bake challah with or sit in a cafe on a Wednesday. Let’s dance in the refrigerator light and see if sparks fly? Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 2, 2021:

BORING LESBIAN (23F) looking for the hot dyke Jess-from-the-Gilmore Girls of my dreams to walk to the library, watch The X Files, and play loud music in the car with. Likes: hiking, campy movies, Neil Young. Dislikes: salad, sports (sorry), making a right turn on red. (Frederick MD) Reply here.

POLYAMOROUS PANSEXUAL TRANSFEMME TORONTONIAN HOPING FOR A HANUKKAH MIRACLE (24). Anoint me with oil, that I may glisten in the soft glow of the menorah’s dancing lights. Bind me with rope, that I may be your gift. Adorn me with the colourful wax of the shamash. And if nothing else, please fill me like a sufganiyah & top me with cream like a latke. Reply here.

ASPIRING CONVERT IN VIENNA, AUSTRIA (29F) seeks people to share Jewishness with, preferably somewhere roughly in this part of the world. Let’s learn how to make challah, discuss queer commentaries on the Torah, debate which spelling of Chanukah is the most fun, and have a grand old time. Reply here.

5’5” PHD STUDENT AND AMERICAN-FILIPINO JEWESS (30s) living as the Frozen Chosen in western Sweden. Looking for love, learning and laughter with a patient and devastatingly witty NJB. Fans of Michael Chabon, Tom Lehrer and dogs get bonus points. Welcome to my Thanksgivukkah party for Peking roast turkey, beet-and-carrot latkes, and international friends! Reply here.

PERPETUALLY OVERTHINKING NON-BINARY GRAD STUDENT (24, Ottawa) looking for friends to have over for Shabbos, go hiking in Gatineau, and share pictures of our pets. Reply here.

ISO JEWS IN SOUTHEASTERN SPAIN. I’m an American Jew (23F) teaching English in the region of Murcia and I miss being around other funny, artistic leftie Jews! Jews of any ages and genders in the area — let’s get together and celebrate Hanukkah! Bonus if you can help me practice Spanish <3 Reply here.

CULTURALLY JEWISH 33F IN ORLANDO (and Honorary Jew husband) looking to make some friends in Central Florida to cook food with on the holidays, meet up at the local deli, and make our own Jew-ish traditions. Reply here.

ISRAELI-RAISED CANADIAN SNOWBIRD IN MEXICO CITY. Remote workin’, Hebrew speakin’, Sephardic cookin’ 33F that’s hard daydreamin’ about a warm bosom of friendlies to hang out with in Mexico City this winter. Bonus points if you too are the sort of person who will travel 30 minutes out of the way for a “really good taco.” Reply here.

MODOX FEMALE ISO AN NJMAN (26) who shares my love of good kosher food and Hashem. I spend my days being a boss lady making waves in healthcare and nights exploring all that NYC has to offer. Are you my beshert? Let’s get to know each other over a romantic Shabbat candlelit dinner 😉 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 18, 2021:

ISO LITERALLY ANY JEWS IN KOREA (22F) to spend the Festival of Lights with and try out new latke recipes. Bonus points if you have access to an oven, and I’ll provide the (2nd!) best kugel you’ve ever had! Reply here.

CHRONICALLY ANXIOUS JEWISH PROBABLE LESBIAN WITH A COMP HET CRUSH ON HARRY STYLES (22, MD based). I love poetry and therapy and still haven’t accepted the 1D breakup. I’m a mess but I will bake you lots of challah so it cancels out. ISO internet friends or IRL friends or potential partners. Reply here.

PAN-ACE 20s NJG TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO BUILD COTTAGECORE WITCHY LIFE WITH IN DMV. Must be willing to indulge my YA books addiction. Bonus if you really like Disney and Taylor Swift! Reply here.

STRANGE BUT CHARMING JEWESS (20s) seeks friends (and maybe a significant other) in the South Florida area! Let’s bake Jewish desserts, hang out in bookstores, binge watch Studio Ghibli films and debate the classic Jewish vampire paradox. Reply here.

BEARDED, LEFTIST COMEDY WRITING NJB IN LA (29 and 5’7”). It was either this or go on “The Bachelor.” I love to travel, mix cocktails, cook and bake challah. I’m looking for a funny NJG who wants something serious, loves to travel and who’s enthusiastic about life and curious about the world. Reply here.

LONDON-BASED JEWISH ARTIST LOOKING FOR YIDDISH/LADINO/JUDEO-ANYTHING SPEAKERS for animation on diaspora languages! If you speak a dialect/language, get in touch, London-based or international. Must be happy to speak and be painted by me for animation. Nothing will be used w/o your permission. Reply here.

JEWY BY CHOICE GAL LOOKING FOR JEWFRIENDS! I’m a mid-20s gal from Brazil wanting to connect to Jewfriends around the world. I like reading, movies, science and cats. Let’s chat! Reply here.

WANDERING JEW & OLD SOUL (27/F/NYC/NJ). Sustainability manager, dancing queen, fitness fiend, family & friend-focused, lover of quality time, comedy, cheap eats & communication. Seeking kindness, curiosity, an appreciation of the small stuff, story-sharing, joy-making, romance & friendship. Reply here.

RABBI SEEKS NON-PASTORAL CARE: 29F lover of Torah, cooking, and her new running skills based in NYC. ISO partner (M, upper 20s-mid 30s) who is kind, intellectually curious, emotionally grounded and (maybe) bearded. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 11, 2021:

TWO MOMS AND A BABY. 32F/29F/1M. Relatively boring (but endearing?) queer family seeking some good Jewish friendship in West Michigan – bonus points if there’s a friend for the baby too! Reply here.

TRADITIONAL SEPHARDI ISO MORE-THAN-JUST-NICE NJB. 27F, family-oriented foodie. Fabulous, funny and fashionable. Looking for open-minded & kind-hearted single man for a serious monogamous relationship. Reply here.

LESBIAN LOVE IN UPTOWN MANHATTAN. Mid-20s, shomer shabbat egal lesbian, educator and diy crafter. Will cook you yummy veg dinner to a playlist of taylor swift and batya levine. Seeking 20s-ish partner for Shabbat meals, afternoon reading, and deep talks about Judaism and the enneagram. Reply here.

AN NYC JEWESS? WITH AN ANXIETY DISORDER? GROUNDBREAKING. 26/F/teacher, loves musicals, social justice, pop culture, & caring about things. You: a nice Jewish person, passionate, willing to be/already in therapy, looking for love & easy conversation. R u the John Mulaney to my 5-foot-tall Jewish bitch? Reply here.

NICE JEW-BY-CHOICE GRAD STUDENT (Houston/27F) ISO a connection with another queer Jewish woman who likes little dogs and exploring the parks and museums in Houston. I’m passionate about dogs, science, liberal activism and volunteering, Nintendo, and the latkes with applesauce-vs-sour cream debate. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 4, 2021:

CHICAGOLAND NJG (34F) ISO SAME. Looking for low-pressure, long-distance totally fine. Raised interfaith but culturally Jewish; fat but cute; celebrates Halloween year-round. Loves podcasts, Star Wars, Marvel movies, has an MFA in children’s and YA lit. Duolingo Yiddish practice partner a plus!  Reply here.

DOCTOR DAF YOMI. 24 y/o female med student looking for NJB in central Ohio to be midwestern-nice with (or maybe something more). Love for gardening, bikes, and philosophical chats is a plus. Let’s havdalah and chill and maybe even learn some anatomy together… Reply here.

FOOD-OBSESSED CHICAGO GAL IN SEARCH OF IBD FRIENDS. Recently diagnosed with Crohn’s and seeking other mid-20s women with IBD to commiserate and celebrate with at the greatest restaurants in the best city. Other interests include cooking, weed, books, foreign films, crafting, intuitive eating, and runs on Lake Michigan. Reply here.

COLLEGE STUDENT LOOKING TO BUILD PLURALISTIC JEWISH COMMUNITY. Attend Columbia/Barnard and want to hang? Can provide a killer pre-Shabbat playlist, book recs, and general OTD (off the derech) lesbian vibes. Let’s explore campus in search of other community-minded Jews. Reply here.

JEWISH PALS IN HUDSON VALLEY? 24 y/o NJG looking for women/femme-aligned Jewish friends in the mid-Hudson Valley NY area! If you’re into vegetarian Shabbat dinners, attempting to make challah, and going to the farmers market then let’s be friends 🙂 Reply here.

NICE JEWISH GAL IN PDX LOOKING FOR HER NJB. Me (23): Outdoorsy, Works in public health, enjoys traveling (plus if you speak Spanish). You: adventurous, caring, good with hands (for kneading challah dough), outgoing (to impress all the Jewish grandmas). Let’s go for a drink! Reply here.

28 Y/O QUEER FEMME who is new to Manhattan after 5 years in Queens. Maybe you know my new favorite coffee shop/bakery? Honestly looking for a friend who I can kiss and do bits with. All Jewish identities and gender identities please apply! Reply here.

CUBAN JEW LAWYER-IN-TRAINING (26F) NEEDING FRIENDS IN DENVER. I have found it fairly difficult to make friends in this crazy time, but I need a Monica to my Rachel or a lulav to my etrog! Either card games, bike rides, Torah study, or all of the above. Reply here.

34 Y/O NB JEWITCH IN THE SEATTLE AREA looking for sweet, welcoming friends to practice Yiddish, talk Jewish magic and history, and complain about the world with. Bonus points if you’re an anarchist, but at least be a leftist! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 28, 2021:

JEWISH VAMPIRE QUESTIONS. 28-year-old New York Jew ISO other nerdy Jews in the NY area to have long conversations with over a bagel and lox about things like how a Jewish vampire would deal with being a Jewish vampire if they keep kosher since blood ya know… isn’t. Reply here.

SACRAMENTO REFORM CONVERT COWBOY (20mf) bisexual bigender in norcal currently trying to find more Jews to chat with! Virtual or in person is ok! Looking for book club types, music listeners, and horse girls. And also I suck at making challah please help. Reply here.

LAST JEWESS IN SANTIAGO? American expat, recently relocated to Santiago de Compostela, Spain to teach English. Missing my Jewish community dearly and seeking Jews of all ages and genders in the north of Spain. Let’s meet up for Chanukah? 💕 I can bring homemade American-style chocolate chip cookies, baked with love and cariño. Reply here.

JEW-ISH EAST LONDONER SEEKS PERSON TO DO THE CROSSWORD IN BED WITH (late-30s cis gay man). I’ve got some of life’s answers but you can help me fill in the blanks. We can take turns being down and across. Reply here.

LESBIAN FRAN FINE (20/nonbinary) on the UES seeking their Mr. Sheffield, or just NYC friends! I love bookstores and coffee, and I will bake you as many pies as your heart desires. I will also let you use my head as an armrest if you ask nicely! Reply here.

SEEKING A MANDY PATINKIN LOOK-A-LIKE. NYC based 23 y/o observant brunette (f) with West Coast flare. Pros: will cook kosher vegetarian meals, roll gorgeous joints, make you laugh your ass off, loves buying presents, and will walk to shul with you. Cons: invites too many people to her parties, must pet every dog she sees, and will fall asleep in shul. Reply here.

WANDERING JEW-ISH VAGABOND (28M, London/Norfolk) looking to share adventures with someone outdoorsy. I like climbing, camping and rocks (especially if I can climb them). Will obv like your cooking. Queer gay and willing to learn a new language (also your love language whilst I’m at it). Reply here.

QUEER ISRAELI ART HISTORIAN LOOKING FOR A PEN PAL (22). A nice Jewish boy from Jerusalem looking for someone from all over the globe to be my pen pal. We can talk about art, archeology, Judaism, struggles about everything… but not on the phone or via social media. Just keep it old school. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR BEST FRIENDS FOR MY RECENTLY WIDOWED GREAT AUNT (late 70s, located in Sarasota, FL)! She’s a tiny little lady who loves mahjong, making her own jewelry, and kvetching about how her family doesn’t visit her enough. She’s been lonely since my great-uncle’s death and could use some new gal pals! Please hmu if you also have a bubbe in the area so we can set them up! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 21, 2021:

NICE JEWISH TRANS BOY (22 / NYC) seeking a cute boy to date. Lover of museums, books and Avatar the Last Airbender. Reply here.

CRAZY DOG MOM ISO CRAZY DOG DAD. 36/f in the Chicago area looking for someone to hang out with and then maybe more. Must love dogs. I am a dog mom to one, nerd, lover of books, history, dogs, and the unmatched joy found in a good cup of coffee. I also listen to way too many podcasts. Maybe we can listen together? Reply here.

SEPHARDI BISEXUAL (22/female/Montreal) looking to make some local LGBTQ (or ally!) friends. Let’s go on walks in the old port and in Mont Royal, grab bagels or brunch (or honestly any food) and talk about movies, politics, cooking, dogs, or whatever you’re passionate about! Reply here.

LOOKING FOR LITERALLY ANY JEWS IN BANGKOK please find me (27f) for a meme and bread filled friendship. Migrant rights, soup, jazz, kdramas, tashlich in the lumpini pond. Reply here.

PLATONIC IDEAL OF PLATONIC LOVE (23M) converting Orthodox, gay, liberal, and new to Montreal. Looking for friends who like to discuss and judge as much as I do. My personality lies somewhere between Camille Paglia and Fran Lebowitz. If that sounds like fun to you, (1) seek help and (2) message me. Reply here.

A DEEPLY FRAN FINE & NORA EPHRON AUTUMN INSPIRED CHICAGOAN LOOKING FOR LOVE (23F). You: a Billy Crystal inspired man (ages 23-30) also looking for laughs, literature and love in the Windy City. Let’s exchange playlists and debate where is the best place for coffee or breakfast in Chicago. Reply here.

ULTIMATE COMBO OF ABBI AND ILANA (27/F/SF) seeking NJB who loves to eat homemade babka. I’m a social worker and expert Jewish summer camp counselor who loves to ride my bike and spend time outside. Looking to adopt a dog and a used Subaru in the near future. Let’s hang out to see if we vibe. Reply here.

MIZRAHI, QUEER, JEWISH GAL WANTING PALS (20). Strictly looking for conversations and friends, new-ish to the Southampton area. Two lockdowns later, there’s still not enough Jews around for me. I would love to be able to have a regular (as regular as possible) Shabbat dinner with other Jewish friends, regardless of denomination/age/sexuality. My Savta says my cooking is great! So you should totally take her word for it. Reply here.

SWAMP-LOVING JEW (30s, genderqueer, NYC) who loves earth pigments, hygge vibes, and groovy tunes seeks an adventure companion into braiding hair and challah, old book smell, queer parsha interpretations, and who understands that cozy pillows can be travel destinations. Must love stargazing. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 14, 2021:

SNARKY QUEER BRITISH JEWESS (24/F/HTX). Second-year law student, new to the area — looking for some friends to enjoy my new life in a new country with. Female-identifying folks preferred, bonus points if you like baked goods (I make a mean challah). Reply here.

CHILD OF MONICA GELLER AND CHANDLER BING’S PERSONALITIES (18F, looking for Jewish friends or a NJB of course in NYC!). Lover of art, museums, fitness, ballet, books, Harry Potter, fashion, classical music and Judaism. Reply here.

MODOX LONDON BOY (25) ISO sociable NJG to share cultural explorations, tea and Haim albums. I want the Gerwig to my Baumbach. I’m not bad at cooking and very good at talking. The city’s open now so let’s make dinner and then go dancing x Reply here.

QUEER NONBINARY PERSON IN SEATTLE (23) currently in the process of conversion (reform) looking for people to chat with and share (virtual or in person) shabbat dinners and vegan challah. Reply here.

LA VALLEY-GIRL-TURNED-CITY-GIRL ISO DR. BENJAMIN (23) if Zachary Levi were actually Jewish. I’m a Jewish professional who loves knitting, musicals and macaroni and cheese, looking for a guy to cuddle and watch docu-series with me and push me to explore the city once in a while! Reply here.

INTERNATIONAL REFUGEE ADVOCATE BY DAY, DANCE CARDIO INSTRUCTOR WANNABE BY NIGHT (Gay/Queer/32M) seeking love with same in NYC/DC. Perfect Sunday: biking to the Whitney, JCC yoga class (avg age 70+), and binging Sex Education. Let’s cook Shabbat dinner together? Reply here.

BUILD A METAPHORICAL SUKKAH OF FRIENDSHIP (NYC). Mid-30s married male (no kids) seeking friends of all genders to share in art, food (I make a mean brisket), and psychologically astute conversation. My philosophy: heritage and culture joyfully inform how we embrace the present. Reply here.

WITCHY JEW NEW IN PHILLY (she/they 22). Young educator & writer looking for like-minded people who enjoy open mics, concerts or staying in for a tarot reading. Let’s go thrifting or take a beach day! Hit me up if you’re creative, spiritual and passionate about social justice. Reply here.

NICE JEWISH LATIN TEACHER (27F) looking for love & friends in Bay Area. Rambler, collector of eccentric hobbies, tired of dating apps. Hit me up if you’re into the ancient world, social justice, cats, media literacy. We’ll get along if you’re passionate! Invite me for Shabbat and win my heart. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted October 7, 2021:

SPICY KREPLACH IN PARIS. Late 20s, non-binary Mexican (Ashkenazi) Jew seeking friends/dates in Paris, France. Student at Beaux Arts with a love for natural wine and adding chili to my Bobe’s recipes. Hmu for a drink on Canal St. Martin 😉 Reply here.

JEWISH ELLE WOODS (24F, LES NYC) seeks her Vivian. DYK an alt ending to the movie had them together? Let’s: host shabbat dinners, walk around the city, rant to each other on the subjects we’re passionate about, & be so queer & Jewish that Hollywood would deem us unpalatable for general audiences. Reply here.

GOLDA ISO TEVYE (29/F/NYC). My looks are better than my dowry, but bubbe says lovers don’t need much room 😉 I dabble in treyf, play klezmer clarinet, <3 Coen Bros flix. Kiss like seltzer on a schvitzy day. Reply here.

DREAM ROOMMATE (31F) in Raleigh, NC seeking a genuine, amiable person to share a home with. Late 20s-early 30s female-identifying preferred. I enjoy dinner & drinks with friends on the patio, gardening & perfecting furniture arrangements. I’m talkative, bold & kindhearted. Plus, I have a great cat! Friends welcome too! Reply here.

QUEER, SECULAR JEWESS IN CAPE TOWN (21F). I’m always looking for Jewish friends around the world that I can visit (when the pandemic is over). I’m passionate about Judaism, the I/P conflict, waffles, gender and lgbtq issues, crocheting, and obviously Taylor Swift. Pros: phat ass. Cons: can’t do math. Reply here.

SEEKING THE L.A. LESLIE/MORTICIA TO MY FRENCH BEN/GOMEZ (31M). Ashkenazi Parisian in Hollywood looking for a not-too-nice JG who is active, ambitious, and kink-friendly. I’ve been described as passionate, kind, and with just the right amount of deviancy. Loves museums, cooking, activism, archery, empathy, and Jelly Belly. 🖤 Reply here.

CYNICAL, SULTRY JMILF (30s NB) looking for queer jewish revelry. lithe writer type, half ashkenazi half druidic ancestry, looking to daven in and out of time travel downloads. philly lenapehoking based. martinis, mikveh, and meditation. ISO queer jews of all varieties, be a babe, a baker, be an iconic badass. Reply here.

JEW IN PROGRESS (26F) in Vancouver, Canada, full of general queer yearning. Can offer decent challah, excellent massages, terrible puns. If you’re a woman and we cook together I will probably fall in love with you. Sober, trans, and a grad student, so like, buckle up for a weird time. Reply here.

LEFTY, HEBREW-SPEAKING IRREVERENT BON VIVANT (33M) academic seeking F in Bay Area for extravagant home cooked meals, literary analysis, banter, and outdoor excursions. Looking for someone brainy with plenty of emotional acuity and zest for life. I’m bi-coastal, bi-continental, let’s buy each other banh mi! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted September 17, 2021:

BEN PLATT LOOKALIKE (23M). I am a physiotherapy student looking for a NJB to check out cute cafes, have picnics, and go on long walks with! Located in Toronto, I am a passionate fan of St Urbain bagels and love spending time with family/friends on adventures around the city. Happy to chat, go on dates, and meet new people ☺️! Reply here.

STUDENT OF GAYT MIDRASH (25F). Bi NJG Brooklynite looking for queer Jews to help uncover the sexiest parts of the Tanakh (Leviticus 18:22??)… will also settle for falafel, a beshert, or a good embroidery lesson. Reply here.

ISO PLATONIC WRITING CHAVRUTA (26M in NYC). We both want to make time to write but life and work and chagim and news — oy vey. Let’s grab a coffee (in person or over Zoom), write together, and keep each other on top of our projects. I also bake and need excuses — I mean, people — to make more pastries. Reply here.

PAN ART-STUDYING JEWESS IN LONDON (24F) looking for company to fight patriarchy with. I have no links to the community here and would love to make some. Hit me up if you like dumb jokes, home cooking, dancing freely and respect for human rights ♡ Reply here.

MODERN DAY YENTL NEAR DC (24F). Admittedly, I tend to dress less 20th century yeshiva boy-esque and more somewhere between millennial-gen Z woman. But I’m looking for my modern day Avigdor (who prefers a woman to challenge, question, and passionately love in return). I want love, Torah, and to find a family in my own piece of sky. Reply here.

FOXY-ASHKY LADY IN NYC (23F) seeks M to shake up my opinions and my bed frame. Tall? Believe in science? Passionate? If you like hiking, biking, and talking with your hands you may be my beshert! Be ready to talk out your feelings on Jewish law. It could get steamy 😉 Big into lentils. Call me. Reply here.

INDIGENOUS 26F SEEKING THE ONE & FRIENDS (USA). I love the finer things & seek who loves the same. I’m fun, picky, love to party but also a homebody. If your suits/suspenders might match my gowns and boots lifestyle let’s talk! I love standup, art & science. Zivug Rashon (M) & friends wanted! Reply here.

NICE FLORIDIAN JEWISH BOY (early 20s) looking for other nice Jewish boys. I’m a private chef so let me win your heart with my roast duck matzah ball soup as we talk about how Torah study can help us understand Black Liberation. Reply here.

LESBIAN UNDERGRAD (18F) in Pittsburgh looking for friends and/or more. We can thrift, drink boba, and go to a charming little used book store. Reference Parks & Rec or New Girl with me 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted September 2, 2021:

BISEXUAL RABBINICAL STUDENT IN NYC (28M) seeks the Heathcliff to his Cathy (of any gender identity). Is an intensive chevruta session your idea of romance? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? Do you appreciate jokes based on Drake’s hit song HYFR? Drop me a line!  Reply here.

LIBRARIAN EX-ARTIST CAT MOM THAT’S MOVED A LOT, but now based in Montreal, looking for late 20s/early 30s friends nearby to kvetch and get babka with 🙂 missing my jewish community in europe so pen pals from across the pond are also welcomed <3 Reply here.

PLAYFULLY SARCASTIC & TALL NJG (27F) in LA looking for a NJB who celebrates Halloween as aggressively as Hanukkah and agrees that Israeli food > deli food. An appreciation for spontaneous travel is a plus, as is a willingness to comb through used bookstores. Reply here.

27 Y/O BI JEWESS (SHE/HER) IN EAST VILLAGE (NYC) looking for a date with someone who is willing to travel across town to the newest food spot (I’m good at sharing). Bonus if you have Top Chef cooking skills, great book recommendations and quick wit and banter. Reply here.

JUST A JEW WANDERING THROUGH THE DESERT. 25 y/o Jewish gal looking for some friends in the valley of the sun. Just moved to Phoenix (from STL) and have no one here but my goy of a boyfriend. Looking for a nice Jewish community and friends to share some food and laughter with. Reply here.

MODOX BI NJG LOOKING FOR HER BESHERT. I’m a 19 y/o art student currently located in Cleveland who loves writing, pop-punk, cats, and the 1920s. Let’s take romantic shabbos walks, daydream about baby names, and argue if saying soda or pop is more correct. May or may not be a vampire. Reply here.

SEXY SEPHARDIC SAGITTARIAN (23F) in the midst of a quarter-life crisis. I’m a film student in Sydney looking for a strong, Spanish-speaking hunk of a man that can secretly nerd out with me. Ideally a Ben Barnes look-alike, but I’m willing to let it go if you can make me laugh 🙂 Reply here.

NEW-TO-NYC NJG (22F) seeks friends to day drink, try seasonal Trader Joe’s items, and find the best rugelach in the city with. My areas of expertise: bar trivia, books by and about women, bad reality TV, and Taylor Swift. Reply here.

CALLING DENVER JEWS: 25F Looking to be set up with your M friends in the mile-high city (bring on the blind-dates!). Looking for someone I can explore breweries & hike with. Must be willing to listen to classic dad rock & assist with the NYT crossword. Jews with a Denver connection, put your matchmaking skills to work 🙂  Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted August 12, 2021:

BAGUETTE WITH PASTRAMI (Jews in Paris). I’m an exchange art student (early 20s) who wants to know the community here. I’m a not-so-nice Jewish girl with a really open mind and leftist thoughts who loves to meet new people and go out with friends. Let’s prendre un verre and chat! Reply here.

31 Y/O BI JEW-ISH WOMAN IN VANCOUVER looking for friends and maybe (hopefully?) more. Think Ilana from Broad City meets Elaine Benes. I’m a big fan of traveling, dogs, craft beer, hiking, coffee, brunch and the occasional dive bar. Could you be the Patrick to my David? Reply here.

JEWESS SEEKING CREATIVE COMMUNITY IN D.C. (33F). Married + child-free Latinx girl whose friends all had babies and/or moved to the burbs during covid (mazal!). Seeking a diverse, open-minded friend group to check out art openings, semi-seriously read tarot cards, and talk about federal consulting as little as humanly possible. Reply here.

YALLA LA! 26 y/o queer guy, new to LA (from NY via TLV) looking for new friends in the area! Let’s get a crew together and become the hottest Jews in LA. Queer Hebrew speakers get a bonus! Reply here.

NYC’S BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER SEEKS NON-BORING MAN. Literate, parents love her, “was going to make mojitos for Shabbat dinner but then took a nap instead” jewess (25F) looking for a Jewish man with opinions that are interesting but not too strongly felt and a flexible schedule. Must like parks and physical touch. Preferably anxious about climate change but good at compartmentalizing. The taller the better. Reply here.

27 Y/O PATRILINEAL LESBIAN on the conversion/affirmation path in Western Australia (knows her Hebrew teachers will see this) seeks others in similar boats for irl/zoom conversations, byo wine and cheese. Reply here.

NEW TO THE MILE HIGH (CHAI?) CITY. 22 y/o (she/her) looking for a Denver area Jewish community. I love biking, trivia, fantasy novels and art museums. Bonus points if you can teach me how to ski (haha jk……unless?). Reply here.

20F IN THE U.K. LOOKING FOR A LOVE CONNECTION, either in London or Bournemouth, the two cities I go between. Bisexual, open to any Jewish love connection. Reply here.

HORNY GAY NYC MENSCH, 36, ISO the right chemistry in and out of bed. I’m OTD but on the hunt for someone to make kiddush, shabbos, and mischief with. You’re also a mensch, looking to help this doctor recover from a global pandemic, do some global travel, and have epically great sex. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted August 5, 2021

ISO A NJAGTNCM (nice Jewish any gender that’s not cis male). 24, Chicago. AFAB genderqueer seeking my beshert, but until then happy for fyn. Ready to embroider a cover for the challah I bake you. Work in the Jewish nonprofit world, 4/20 friendly, bonus points if you’re already seeing a therapist. Reply here.

SPORTY ADVENTURE-LOVING NERD (33F) looking for her guy in Detroit but open to other places. Bonus if you enjoy petting dogs, watching superhero movies, earth science, exploring all the places, bamba, and spontaneous camping trips with no bathrooms. Reply here.

NJG SEEKING NJG (20, F) moving across the country to LA and looking for queer Jewish friends (or something more). Let’s hang out and listen to Taylor Swift and/or unpack intergenerational trauma… I’ll bring homemade gluten-free cupcakes <3 Reply here.

GAY MAN ASPIRING TO BE LESLIE KNOPE.  23 y/o cis man (he/him) in NYC. I love reading books, geeking out over Sondheim, eating greasy dollar pizza and ogling Greek statues at the Met. Up for cute dates or to make new friends. Just finished studying for the bar exam, so ready to go out again! Reply here.

EARLY 20s TEXAS GAL LOOKING FOR A PEN PAL to interpret my crazy dreams. Interests: cooking (or just eating good food), infectious diseases, jigsaw puzzles, and discussing how Panda Express should expand their milk tea bar to locations outside of California. Reply here.

SAN FRANCISCO QUEER JEW (23 y/o) looking for queer, creative Jewish friends in the area. I’m a filmmaker and sex educator who loves to listen to music and collage in their free time. Must be actively anti-racist and sex positive. Excited to meet you!! 🙂  Reply here.

SEEKING ARM CANDY IN CLE. You: cool/nerdy NJB with drive. Me: 30F, soft, sporty, cerebral. We: share our time & thoughts over ballgames, barstools, sunrises, snacks, bedsheets & soundtracks. Reply here.

28 Y/O CULTURALLY JEWISH GAL IN PORTLAND looking for her Nice Jewish Boy (or Girl or Enby). As I get older I find myself being drawn back to Jewish values and want to share that joy with someone. I am a software engineer who enjoys cats, performance art, warm beverages, reading and a good cuddle. Could you be the person my mom keeps hounding me to find? Reply here.

SEEKING SISTERHOOD OF SEXY SEMITES. 21F looking for old & young NJGs in the Shenandoah Valley for a monthly Shabbat dinner. Must be pro-carb & pro-Goldblum. Reply here.

See previously posted Alma Classifieds here.