Alma Classifieds

Feeling lonely? You’re not alone. Even before a pandemic made socializing a risk to your health, it’s never been easy to find *your* people. But we want to help. One of the joys of watching the Alma community expand is seeing our readers connect with each other, whether it’s flirting in the comments of our Instagram page or finding a fellow Jew in a small town to reach out to. Now, we’re taking our matchmaking to the next level with the launch of Alma Classifieds, an old-school way to make new connections. Whether you’re in the market for a romantic partner, friends, or just someone with a dog you can pet, we’re here to help you find what you’re looking for.

How to submit:

In your classified, please tell us who you are and what you’re looking for (but keep it anonymous, i.e. no names!). Are you looking for love? Friendship? A pen pal? Classifieds often include your hobbies or fun facts, but include whatever feels right and authentic to you. If you’re looking for an in-person connection, please include your location (as general or specific as you want!), or if you’re looking for a virtual or long-distance thing, you can note that as well. Give a sense of your age (doesn’t have to be exact if you don’t want it to be) and keep your text to 300 characters or less. Need some inspiration? Check out these examples from some of our favorite fictional Jews.

We can’t wait to read yours!

Please note that not all classifieds will be listed. We’re a small team, and we only have limited matchmaking capacity, but we’re trying our very best to help you find love/friendship/a dog. Xoxo, Team Alma. 

Submit a classified here: 

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Reply to a classified posted on January 20, 2022:

BOOKISH WITH NICE TUCHUS (31F/DC). Recovering DevaCurl fan with Big Ilana Energy seeks intellectually curious femme in D.C. Equally at home busting Bachelorette brackets, going to Nats games and reading the same Jewish history books as your dad. Let’s get takeout, then make out? Reply here.

OVEREXCITED EXCHANGE STUDENT TO-BE (22F). Anxiety-ridden history student from North London looking for fun, lefty Jews to befriend when I move to Canada this year! Must have an appreciation for camp counselor energy, community, all things GLEE & bonus points if you will show me wild swim spots! Reply here.

IF R. MOSHE FEINSTEIN AND LENA HORNE HAD A KID, YOU’D GET ME (30s). STL based Black, Queer, traditionally observant guy, fiercely egalitarian, who loves to think critically about big issues and is comfortable getting lost for hours in silly cat videos on TikTok. Looking for LTR with another like-minded NJB. Reply here.

BADASS BIKE-SHOP CHICK (24 F). Virginia native living in D.C. and looking to make new friends! Seriously into cycling, cats, and M&M cookies. Getting into cooking, too! Reply here.

30s SEPHARDI-ASHKENAZI LESBIAN SEEKING FEMME JEWESS (NY). Doctor by day, art lover & writer by night. My mother thinks I’m a catch. Probably because I call her every day. I’ll order for us in French at La Mercerie following an afternoon at the Met or cook Cuban food for you after the ballet. I also enjoy boxing, hiking and basketball. My favorite activity is eating bagels and lox with my 93-year-old Jewish bestie. Reply here.

DORKY NORTHERN TORONTO/YORK REGION GAY JEWSKI (19M) looking for someone to keep company and brighten the days in lockdown as a friend or more. Hopefully shares my love of plants, gardening, anime, Nintendo games, and will eat some of the strange dishes I prepare. Reply here.

NEO-HASIDIC SOCCER BABE (26 years old in Seattle) looking to pass someone the ball. Bisexual and non-binary. Likes snuggling, making abstract challah and singing nigguns. Reply here.

ACTIVE, INTELLECTUAL EAST BAY MENSCH FOR MY SINGLE MAMA (60s). Most guys her age just wanna nosh and kibbitz — she needs a sweetie who can keep up. Would kvell for a swimmer. Do you have a single dad on the go? Let’s make a match! Reply here.

TRIPLE VAXXED ASHKEPHARDIC PARAMEDIC IN MELBOURNE (22, F). Just looking for something super casual, like marriage and children. Nothing serious! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 13, 2022:

FUN LOVING 73 YEARS YOUNG VEGAN WIDOW looking for someone to share good times with. Located in central NJ, about an hour from NYC and Philadelphia. Reply here.

KANSAS CITY AFAB NON-BINARY JEW (21) looking for Midwestern Jewish friends and/or romantic connections. I love Judaism, write short stories and poetry, paint, and I crochet compulsively lol. I’ll probably make you something! I’m also a leftist whose currently binging Seinfeld. Hmu if you’d like! Reply here.

FREE-SPIRITED JEWESS, DOCUMENTARY-FILMMAKER AND SEX & RELATIONSHIP TRAINEE-THERAPIST (31/F/London UK/heteroflexible) looking for my person to cuddle extensively, go on nature adventures, cook feasts, explore sex, sensuality & intimacy, have deep chats and belly laughs, watch movies, listen to music and dance. If you’re a great communicator with an even greater sense of humour hmu x Reply here.

27 Y/O TRANS GUY IN DC. Me: (adult) sex educator from Boston turned med student. Looking to meet friends and blow off some steam. You: a scorpio who wants to go snowboarding, teach me to kick flip (yes I’m still a poser), roll up (sushi or otherwise), or watch Curb. And can someone tell me where to get some g-damn pastrami around here? Reply here.

BILINGUAL BLONDE (30F/straight/demisexual) ISO love. Artist, dog trainer (and dog mom), foodie, bookworm, language lover, secular Jew. You: are in Philly, NYC, or perhaps abroad; have traveled (and/or maybe live that bilingual life yourself); have things you can get really nerdy about; are down to take turns planning fun adventures for each other, and love the foods of our people! Reply here.

YOUR REDHEADED LESBIAN DREAM FROM LA. 19 y/o professional dog owner, harp player, and mac n cheese connoisseur. Hmu if you want to discuss Marvel, canine creatures, or theater. Reply here.

NJB IN BROOKLYN (28M) looking for a friendship, trying to break out of my bubble. Like reading, enjoy movies, especially weird docs on Netflix, a wandering Jew, would want to explore the city of NYC or just chill and hangout. Reply here.

THIRD CULTURE CHILD (18F/Switzerland) looking for anyone to share memes, send letters, share book recommendations and talk about Jewy things with 🙂 Reply here.

420 ENTREPRENEUR LOOKING FOR A LADY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH (32/F/NYC). I love a good walk (so does my dog), a good horror movie, and a good joint. I also yell at the TV during college football season (sorry!). You’re ambitious but don’t take everything too seriously. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on January 6, 2022:

BI BABKA BABE (24F/NJ/NYC) ISO romance with M/F/NB. Me: Improv enthusiast, writer, traveler, optimist, and environmentalist. You: Adventurous, delightful, grounded, and kind. Together we could: hike, see comedy shows, swap therapy lessons, wear matching Blundstones, and read in comfortable silence. Reply here.

DYKE MEDIA LAWYER (30/LA). Attracted to opinionated, uninhibited Jewish femmes. Let’s share a joint, shvitz at Wi Spa, then walk over to Langer’s for a pastrami Reuben. Reply here.

REFORM CONVERSION CANDIDATE MOVING TO ITALY (21, non-binary) looking for Jewish friends in Italy or in Europe. I’m a cook and I study Jewish Studies and Italian Studies. I also love math and videogames. Building community is hard but is it so worth it. 💞💞 Reply here.

SECJEWLAR LEFTY WORD NERD ISO DC-AREA PALS & DATES (34m, queer). Let’s meet for COVID-safe coffee & wide-ranging conversation! I like learning from others, design, so-bad-they’re-good puns, and cozy-genre mysteries. Friends of all genders rock; for dates, I enjoy dapper butches and FTM-friendly men. Reply here.

28M PhD (POLISH HOT DADDY) looking for shared intergenerational trauma and fun dates with women in Sydney. Love tiny desk concerts, Anderson Paak, reading Richard Flanagan, and swimming semi-nude at Gordon’s Bay. I work with A.I. so ideally looking for someone with some real intelligence. Reply here.

ANXIOUS JEWISH HISTORIAN (26F/queer from Poland) currently in grad school in Uppsala, Sweden looking for Jew-ish friends to kvetch about the world and bake challah with. If you are a fellow Diaspora leftist with a passion for social justice and history I’ll buy you coffee. Likes: cats, revolutionary Jews (hi Emma Goldman!), plants. Dislikes: sports, misogyny and nationalism. Reply here.

JEWISH ELAINE BENES (27/F/Mostly Straight) looking for friends to kvetch with in Portland, OR. Dog mom, architectural designer, and outdoorswoman in training. Must love true crime and dive bars. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 30, 2021:

FORMER JEWISH CAMP COUNSELOR (AREN’T WE ALL) in LA looking for a pen pal I can share recipes, book recommendations and thoughts with. Female, 25, loves dogs and bad puns. Reply here.

SOUTH AMERICAN ENBY (20s) looking for Jews anywhere and of any gender, open to friendships and more. Into politics (leftist), public health, feminism. Let’s send each other memes and share our existential crisis. Reply here.

TV PRODUCER BY DAY, TALMUD SCHOLAR BY NIGHT (27/male/LA). A Tom Holland looking for his Zendaya, but if they were Jewish. Looking for an NJG love connection to share music, movies, late night conversations, cuddles, casual Shabbats and spontaneous road trips with. Reply here. 

IN NEED OF A BRUNCH OF JEWS (24F in Fort Myers area). I’m looking for Jewish friends to kvetch with over eggs and bagels. From New York, lover of average movies, trashy books and good music. Clinical psych student so talking is my passion. Come see midnight movies with me or hang out in cafes. Reply here. 

GAY ASHKE-PHARDI NJB (20M) looking for another in the Bay Area. likes: cooking, HAIM, hiking & boichik bagels. Reply here. 

SOUTH OF ENGLAND-BASED JEW (20s F) WANTING FRIENDS FOR MY FIRST PURIM PARTY (COVID permitting of course!). Literally just want Jewish friends, I don’t have a community around me after recently moving. St Patricks and Purim sync up 2022, so Irish Jews let’s GO! Reply here. 

MODOX GAY MAN LOOKING FOR THE JEFFREY TO HIS INA (26/male/NYC) seeking love, friendship and co-chef to host extravagant gay Jewish dinner parties. Let’s talk art, drag, board games and Judaism! Reply here. 

20 Y/O AFAB JEWITCH CONVERT LOOKING FOR FRIENDS (OR MORE?). Ze/she, Birmingham, AL. I’m a quite boring agender dyke ISO new friends. I love photography, cats, plants and video games. I’m Japanese, white and Honduran, and a Jewish convert! Reply here.

30s JEWISH LESBIAN (NOT THE TERFY KIND) Chicagoan seeks friends and lovers who enjoy cooking, sci-fi, dogs and crossword puzzles. Must have a healthy appreciation for sarcasm/dark humor. Hopefully you enjoy cuddly couch time and watching king of the hill. 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 23, 2021:

INTELLIGENT AND HOT JEW BY CHOICE OF COLOR LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP OR LOVE (40s/Female/New England) I love movies, dancing, reading, theater. Would love to meet a Jewish Male Mensch to keep me warm, cozy and laughing through the long winters. I enjoy traveling to warm places and I am a proud psychology nerd!! Reply here.

CONSERVADOX CONVERSION STUDENT (18, she/her) looking for people to geek out over Judaism with. Likes: cooking, languages, indie movies. Dislikes: pettiness, homophobia, raw tomatoes. Will instantly become best friends with those willing to send good recipes and dumb memes 🙂 Reply here.

OBSERVANT TRANS LESBIAN AKA THE WITCH YOUR PARENTS WARNED YOU ABOUT (29) who haunts the urban forests of Massachusetts. Seeking willing test subject for diabolical schemes and occasional museum dates. (Boston) Reply here.

MIZRA-KENAZI LESBIAN NEW YORKER (mid-30s) ISO something sweet for the new year: museum dates, groceries from Zabar’s, Shabbats in the park, hikes upstate, eventual puppy co-parenting. But first—let’s get a drink and see if we click! Reply here.

SMALL JEWISH FIRECRACKER (23F) seeks adventurous new friends (or love?) in the Denver area to add some more spice to life! Preferably loves to ski, hike, watch new movies and Curb reruns. Reply here.

CUTE YIDDISH SPEAKER LATINX JEW (24, enby) looking for someone to watch doramas with and maybe raise cats together? Open to relocate from my shtetl or just build long-distance friendships. Reply here.

MOSTLY STRAIGHT, EAST COAST NATIVE NJB IN SAN FRANCISCO (30s) seeking love, intimacy, a monogamish life partner. Witty and cuddly sweetie raised in a Conservative shul/day school setting. Neuroscience research. Lefty politics, feminism, cooking, improv, deep human connection. Spoonie & cancer patient. Reply here.

JEW-IN-PROGRESS ISO ACADEMIC/STEM PEN PALS (21, she/they). Let’s write letters (or emails) to each other about life, the universe, and everything. Lover of cats (not the musical), physics and crocheting. Queer, ADHD, disabled, leftist. Reply here.

JEWISH AMERICAN BRIDGET JONES (31/F/Bisexual) in London seeks other Jews for food and camaraderie. I’m converting and still getting the hang of what it means to be a Jew. Looking for love and friendship with other chosen people as we find our way through the world. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 16, 2021:

RABBI’S KID IN THE MID-HUDSON VALLEY LOOKING FOR LOVE (22M). I’m a typical rebellious rabbi’s kid, long hair, tattoos, and a sense of mischief. I’m a culinary student so you know I can make a fire shakshuka. Also a gym rat, so gym dates are always an option. Reply here.

ADHD AND BISEXUAL NJG SEEKING A BIT OF EVERYTHING (19/F/MN). Enjoys nerding out over musicals, video games and science. Master of the art of baking challah; student of the science of botany. Looking for local and/or long distance friends, a like-minded roommate, or perhaps a partner in the Twin Cities area. Reply here.

AMAB NON-BINARY JEW LOOKING FOR CONNECTIONS (21 in the Indy area). If any other nb’s or Jewish boys come along to date, they wouldn’t be opposed. Reply here.

INTROVERTED LESBIAN (26 she/they) seeking a girlfriend/partner in central FL. I love reading or binge watching shows (fantasy, scifi, or anything queer) and I enjoy photography. Looking for someone close to my age, loves cuddles, and who can help when I dye my hair the next fun color! Reply here.

BROOKLYN CASHEW (½ CATHOLIC, ½ JEWISH) ISO PEN PAL (23F). Lover of old-school snail mail (but would be happy with an email buddy too!). Let’s discuss life, book recs, recipes (a bubbe recipe face-off, perhaps?) and maybe even practice our Spanish. Looking to make friends and learn something new 😊 Reply here.

REFORM NJG SEEKS NJB TO SHARE LAUGHS, COCKTAILS AND BAGELS (27/Brooklyn). I’m best summarized as talkative, witty, and disturbingly punctual. Let’s guess each other’s bar and bat mitzvah themes or see how many camp friends we have in common over drinks or coffee! Reply here.

FITNESS-OBSESSED, GLUTEN-FREE FEMALE IN PHILLY (23) looking for Jewish gal pals to grab coffee, discuss Harry Styles and hit concerts with (: Reply here.

NJG (34, LONG ISLAND) SEEKING NJB. Let’s workout together, go on adventures and have lots of laughs talking about the embarrassing things our Jewish mothers have said about us. Reply here.

32/F/NYC SEEKS LOVE AND LAUGHTER IN HER BAGELS & LOX MENSCH (31+M). Want a man who loves a falafel cart as much as a classy sit-down. A like-minded progressive who enjoys everything the city has to offer (museums, theater, etc.) but can also be down for a night of Netflixing. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 9, 2021:

JEWISH GYM RAT SEEKING MY KIND (19F, Long Island). Romantically and platonically, just please, other Jews who live for the gym. I’m dying out here! Reply here.

NJG SEEKING NJBs/Gs IN GLASGOW/EDINBURGH AREAS (18F). Originally from New York, in my first year at uni, hoping to find ppl who also have main character syndrome. Must be an introverted extrovert who would just as soon go out clubbing as they would sip tea and read in a bookstore. Reply here.

MILLENNIAL LATINA JEWESS ISO OF JEWISH GAL PALS IN QUEENS, NY (27) because the closest thing I have to a Jewish gal pal community is watching Broad City alone in my living room. I enjoy a good book, a fancy cocktail (or a Whiteclaw just the same) and expert level sudoku. Reply here.

REFORM NJB ISO LIKE-MINDED NJG IN NYC AREA (25M/Westchester). Introduce me to your grandparents so they can brag that their granddaughter is dating a (future) doctor. Love to cook & bake — especially sourdough & cheesecake! Let’s binge Schitt’s Creek, The Good Place and Bake Off. Reply here.

QUEER JEW IN PROGRESS SEEKING COMMUNITY (28F). Looking for some Jewish friends in Brisbane or Townsville (or even around the world). I am converting to Judaism and want to build a little Jewish community to have Shabbat dinners and share Jewishness with. I speak English and Spanish. xx Reply here.

1/2 IRISH CATHOLIC, 1/2 ASHKENAZI JEW (32/F/CA) who loves adventuring & cooking, seeking a partner to go climbing, hiking or longboarding with. Must be dog friendly, love food adventuring and cooking, plus if you enjoy making music or art or caring for plants. Reply here.

WITTY AND VIVACIOUS NJG (28) in Boston ISO love, laughter and partnership with a NJB. Let’s have spirited debates, gluten-free baking contests, and an adventure filled life! Please already be in therapy 🙂 Reply here.

EGAL ATTENDING, KOSHER KEEPING, JEWISH SURGICAL RESIDENT IN NEW HAVEN (27M). I’m hoping to meet a nice Jewish woman to cook dinner, schmooze and spend time with when I am not stuck in the hospital. I am going to be in the area for seven years, so hopefully you are the Rachel to my Jacob, minus the wedding switcheroo and parents’ deciding who you marry, but you get the gist. Reply here.

SWIFTIE HOPING TO DO BETTER THAN TINDER (22F). Feline lover, bread fiend, aspiring sex educator and feminist scholar, Bostonian studying in the south of France. ISO NJB to bake challah with or sit in a cafe on a Wednesday. Let’s dance in the refrigerator light and see if sparks fly? Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on December 2, 2021:

BORING LESBIAN (23F) looking for the hot dyke Jess-from-the-Gilmore Girls of my dreams to walk to the library, watch The X Files, and play loud music in the car with. Likes: hiking, campy movies, Neil Young. Dislikes: salad, sports (sorry), making a right turn on red. (Frederick MD) Reply here.

POLYAMOROUS PANSEXUAL TRANSFEMME TORONTONIAN HOPING FOR A HANUKKAH MIRACLE (24). Anoint me with oil, that I may glisten in the soft glow of the menorah’s dancing lights. Bind me with rope, that I may be your gift. Adorn me with the colourful wax of the shamash. And if nothing else, please fill me like a sufganiyah & top me with cream like a latke. Reply here.

ASPIRING CONVERT IN VIENNA, AUSTRIA (29F) seeks people to share Jewishness with, preferably somewhere roughly in this part of the world. Let’s learn how to make challah, discuss queer commentaries on the Torah, debate which spelling of Chanukah is the most fun, and have a grand old time. Reply here.

5’5” PHD STUDENT AND AMERICAN-FILIPINO JEWESS (30s) living as the Frozen Chosen in western Sweden. Looking for love, learning and laughter with a patient and devastatingly witty NJB. Fans of Michael Chabon, Tom Lehrer and dogs get bonus points. Welcome to my Thanksgivukkah party for Peking roast turkey, beet-and-carrot latkes, and international friends! Reply here.

PERPETUALLY OVERTHINKING NON-BINARY GRAD STUDENT (24, Ottawa) looking for friends to have over for Shabbos, go hiking in Gatineau, and share pictures of our pets. Reply here.

ISO JEWS IN SOUTHEASTERN SPAIN. I’m an American Jew (23F) teaching English in the region of Murcia and I miss being around other funny, artistic leftie Jews! Jews of any ages and genders in the area — let’s get together and celebrate Hanukkah! Bonus if you can help me practice Spanish <3 Reply here.

CULTURALLY JEWISH 33F IN ORLANDO (and Honorary Jew husband) looking to make some friends in Central Florida to cook food with on the holidays, meet up at the local deli, and make our own Jew-ish traditions. Reply here.

ISRAELI-RAISED CANADIAN SNOWBIRD IN MEXICO CITY. Remote workin’, Hebrew speakin’, Sephardic cookin’ 33F that’s hard daydreamin’ about a warm bosom of friendlies to hang out with in Mexico City this winter. Bonus points if you too are the sort of person who will travel 30 minutes out of the way for a “really good taco.” Reply here.

MODOX FEMALE ISO AN NJMAN (26) who shares my love of good kosher food and Hashem. I spend my days being a boss lady making waves in healthcare and nights exploring all that NYC has to offer. Are you my beshert? Let’s get to know each other over a romantic Shabbat candlelit dinner 😉 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 18, 2021:

ISO LITERALLY ANY JEWS IN KOREA (22F) to spend the Festival of Lights with and try out new latke recipes. Bonus points if you have access to an oven, and I’ll provide the (2nd!) best kugel you’ve ever had! Reply here.

CHRONICALLY ANXIOUS JEWISH PROBABLE LESBIAN WITH A COMP HET CRUSH ON HARRY STYLES (22, MD based). I love poetry and therapy and still haven’t accepted the 1D breakup. I’m a mess but I will bake you lots of challah so it cancels out. ISO internet friends or IRL friends or potential partners. Reply here.

PAN-ACE 20s NJG TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO BUILD COTTAGECORE WITCHY LIFE WITH IN DMV. Must be willing to indulge my YA books addiction. Bonus if you really like Disney and Taylor Swift! Reply here.

STRANGE BUT CHARMING JEWESS (20s) seeks friends (and maybe a significant other) in the South Florida area! Let’s bake Jewish desserts, hang out in bookstores, binge watch Studio Ghibli films and debate the classic Jewish vampire paradox. Reply here.

BEARDED, LEFTIST COMEDY WRITING NJB IN LA (29 and 5’7”). It was either this or go on “The Bachelor.” I love to travel, mix cocktails, cook and bake challah. I’m looking for a funny NJG who wants something serious, loves to travel and who’s enthusiastic about life and curious about the world. Reply here.

LONDON-BASED JEWISH ARTIST LOOKING FOR YIDDISH/LADINO/JUDEO-ANYTHING SPEAKERS for animation on diaspora languages! If you speak a dialect/language, get in touch, London-based or international. Must be happy to speak and be painted by me for animation. Nothing will be used w/o your permission. Reply here.

JEWY BY CHOICE GAL LOOKING FOR JEWFRIENDS! I’m a mid-20s gal from Brazil wanting to connect to Jewfriends around the world. I like reading, movies, science and cats. Let’s chat! Reply here.

WANDERING JEW & OLD SOUL (27/F/NYC/NJ). Sustainability manager, dancing queen, fitness fiend, family & friend-focused, lover of quality time, comedy, cheap eats & communication. Seeking kindness, curiosity, an appreciation of the small stuff, story-sharing, joy-making, romance & friendship. Reply here.

RABBI SEEKS NON-PASTORAL CARE: 29F lover of Torah, cooking, and her new running skills based in NYC. ISO partner (M, upper 20s-mid 30s) who is kind, intellectually curious, emotionally grounded and (maybe) bearded. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 11, 2021:

TWO MOMS AND A BABY. 32F/29F/1M. Relatively boring (but endearing?) queer family seeking some good Jewish friendship in West Michigan – bonus points if there’s a friend for the baby too! Reply here.

TRADITIONAL SEPHARDI ISO MORE-THAN-JUST-NICE NJB. 27F, family-oriented foodie. Fabulous, funny and fashionable. Looking for open-minded & kind-hearted single man for a serious monogamous relationship. Reply here.

LESBIAN LOVE IN UPTOWN MANHATTAN. Mid-20s, shomer shabbat egal lesbian, educator and diy crafter. Will cook you yummy veg dinner to a playlist of taylor swift and batya levine. Seeking 20s-ish partner for Shabbat meals, afternoon reading, and deep talks about Judaism and the enneagram. Reply here.

AN NYC JEWESS? WITH AN ANXIETY DISORDER? GROUNDBREAKING. 26/F/teacher, loves musicals, social justice, pop culture, & caring about things. You: a nice Jewish person, passionate, willing to be/already in therapy, looking for love & easy conversation. R u the John Mulaney to my 5-foot-tall Jewish bitch? Reply here.

NICE JEW-BY-CHOICE GRAD STUDENT (Houston/27F) ISO a connection with another queer Jewish woman who likes little dogs and exploring the parks and museums in Houston. I’m passionate about dogs, science, liberal activism and volunteering, Nintendo, and the latkes with applesauce-vs-sour cream debate. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on November 4, 2021:

CHICAGOLAND NJG (34F) ISO SAME. Looking for low-pressure, long-distance totally fine. Raised interfaith but culturally Jewish; fat but cute; celebrates Halloween year-round. Loves podcasts, Star Wars, Marvel movies, has an MFA in children’s and YA lit. Duolingo Yiddish practice partner a plus!  Reply here.

DOCTOR DAF YOMI. 24 y/o female med student looking for NJB in central Ohio to be midwestern-nice with (or maybe something more). Love for gardening, bikes, and philosophical chats is a plus. Let’s havdalah and chill and maybe even learn some anatomy together… Reply here.

FOOD-OBSESSED CHICAGO GAL IN SEARCH OF IBD FRIENDS. Recently diagnosed with Crohn’s and seeking other mid-20s women with IBD to commiserate and celebrate with at the greatest restaurants in the best city. Other interests include cooking, weed, books, foreign films, crafting, intuitive eating, and runs on Lake Michigan. Reply here.

COLLEGE STUDENT LOOKING TO BUILD PLURALISTIC JEWISH COMMUNITY. Attend Columbia/Barnard and want to hang? Can provide a killer pre-Shabbat playlist, book recs, and general OTD (off the derech) lesbian vibes. Let’s explore campus in search of other community-minded Jews. Reply here.

JEWISH PALS IN HUDSON VALLEY? 24 y/o NJG looking for women/femme-aligned Jewish friends in the mid-Hudson Valley NY area! If you’re into vegetarian Shabbat dinners, attempting to make challah, and going to the farmers market then let’s be friends 🙂 Reply here.

NICE JEWISH GAL IN PDX LOOKING FOR HER NJB. Me (23): Outdoorsy, Works in public health, enjoys traveling (plus if you speak Spanish). You: adventurous, caring, good with hands (for kneading challah dough), outgoing (to impress all the Jewish grandmas). Let’s go for a drink! Reply here.

28 Y/O QUEER FEMME who is new to Manhattan after 5 years in Queens. Maybe you know my new favorite coffee shop/bakery? Honestly looking for a friend who I can kiss and do bits with. All Jewish identities and gender identities please apply! Reply here.

CUBAN JEW LAWYER-IN-TRAINING (26F) NEEDING FRIENDS IN DENVER. I have found it fairly difficult to make friends in this crazy time, but I need a Monica to my Rachel or a lulav to my etrog! Either card games, bike rides, Torah study, or all of the above. Reply here.

34 Y/O NB JEWITCH IN THE SEATTLE AREA looking for sweet, welcoming friends to practice Yiddish, talk Jewish magic and history, and complain about the world with. Bonus points if you’re an anarchist, but at least be a leftist! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 28, 2021:

JEWISH VAMPIRE QUESTIONS. 28-year-old New York Jew ISO other nerdy Jews in the NY area to have long conversations with over a bagel and lox about things like how a Jewish vampire would deal with being a Jewish vampire if they keep kosher since blood ya know… isn’t. Reply here.

SACRAMENTO REFORM CONVERT COWBOY (20mf) bisexual bigender in norcal currently trying to find more Jews to chat with! Virtual or in person is ok! Looking for book club types, music listeners, and horse girls. And also I suck at making challah please help. Reply here.

LAST JEWESS IN SANTIAGO? American expat, recently relocated to Santiago de Compostela, Spain to teach English. Missing my Jewish community dearly and seeking Jews of all ages and genders in the north of Spain. Let’s meet up for Chanukah? 💕 I can bring homemade American-style chocolate chip cookies, baked with love and cariño. Reply here.

JEW-ISH EAST LONDONER SEEKS PERSON TO DO THE CROSSWORD IN BED WITH (late-30s cis gay man). I’ve got some of life’s answers but you can help me fill in the blanks. We can take turns being down and across. Reply here.

LESBIAN FRAN FINE (20/nonbinary) on the UES seeking their Mr. Sheffield, or just NYC friends! I love bookstores and coffee, and I will bake you as many pies as your heart desires. I will also let you use my head as an armrest if you ask nicely! Reply here.

SEEKING A MANDY PATINKIN LOOK-A-LIKE. NYC based 23 y/o observant brunette (f) with West Coast flare. Pros: will cook kosher vegetarian meals, roll gorgeous joints, make you laugh your ass off, loves buying presents, and will walk to shul with you. Cons: invites too many people to her parties, must pet every dog she sees, and will fall asleep in shul. Reply here.

WANDERING JEW-ISH VAGABOND (28M, London/Norfolk) looking to share adventures with someone outdoorsy. I like climbing, camping and rocks (especially if I can climb them). Will obv like your cooking. Queer gay and willing to learn a new language (also your love language whilst I’m at it). Reply here.

QUEER ISRAELI ART HISTORIAN LOOKING FOR A PEN PAL (22). A nice Jewish boy from Jerusalem looking for someone from all over the globe to be my pen pal. We can talk about art, archeology, Judaism, struggles about everything… but not on the phone or via social media. Just keep it old school. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR BEST FRIENDS FOR MY RECENTLY WIDOWED GREAT AUNT (late 70s, located in Sarasota, FL)! She’s a tiny little lady who loves mahjong, making her own jewelry, and kvetching about how her family doesn’t visit her enough. She’s been lonely since my great-uncle’s death and could use some new gal pals! Please hmu if you also have a bubbe in the area so we can set them up! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 21, 2021:

NICE JEWISH TRANS BOY (22 / NYC) seeking a cute boy to date. Lover of museums, books and Avatar the Last Airbender. Reply here.

CRAZY DOG MOM ISO CRAZY DOG DAD. 36/f in the Chicago area looking for someone to hang out with and then maybe more. Must love dogs. I am a dog mom to one, nerd, lover of books, history, dogs, and the unmatched joy found in a good cup of coffee. I also listen to way too many podcasts. Maybe we can listen together? Reply here.

SEPHARDI BISEXUAL (22/female/Montreal) looking to make some local LGBTQ (or ally!) friends. Let’s go on walks in the old port and in Mont Royal, grab bagels or brunch (or honestly any food) and talk about movies, politics, cooking, dogs, or whatever you’re passionate about! Reply here.

LOOKING FOR LITERALLY ANY JEWS IN BANGKOK please find me (27f) for a meme and bread filled friendship. Migrant rights, soup, jazz, kdramas, tashlich in the lumpini pond. Reply here.

PLATONIC IDEAL OF PLATONIC LOVE (23M) converting Orthodox, gay, liberal, and new to Montreal. Looking for friends who like to discuss and judge as much as I do. My personality lies somewhere between Camille Paglia and Fran Lebowitz. If that sounds like fun to you, (1) seek help and (2) message me. Reply here.

A DEEPLY FRAN FINE & NORA EPHRON AUTUMN INSPIRED CHICAGOAN LOOKING FOR LOVE (23F). You: a Billy Crystal inspired man (ages 23-30) also looking for laughs, literature and love in the Windy City. Let’s exchange playlists and debate where is the best place for coffee or breakfast in Chicago. Reply here.

ULTIMATE COMBO OF ABBI AND ILANA (27/F/SF) seeking NJB who loves to eat homemade babka. I’m a social worker and expert Jewish summer camp counselor who loves to ride my bike and spend time outside. Looking to adopt a dog and a used Subaru in the near future. Let’s hang out to see if we vibe. Reply here.

MIZRAHI, QUEER, JEWISH GAL WANTING PALS (20). Strictly looking for conversations and friends, new-ish to the Southampton area. Two lockdowns later, there’s still not enough Jews around for me. I would love to be able to have a regular (as regular as possible) Shabbat dinner with other Jewish friends, regardless of denomination/age/sexuality. My Savta says my cooking is great! So you should totally take her word for it. Reply here.

SWAMP-LOVING JEW (30s, genderqueer, NYC) who loves earth pigments, hygge vibes, and groovy tunes seeks an adventure companion into braiding hair and challah, old book smell, queer parsha interpretations, and who understands that cozy pillows can be travel destinations. Must love stargazing. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted on October 14, 2021:

SNARKY QUEER BRITISH JEWESS (24/F/HTX). Second-year law student, new to the area — looking for some friends to enjoy my new life in a new country with. Female-identifying folks preferred, bonus points if you like baked goods (I make a mean challah). Reply here.

CHILD OF MONICA GELLER AND CHANDLER BING’S PERSONALITIES (18F, looking for Jewish friends or a NJB of course in NYC!). Lover of art, museums, fitness, ballet, books, Harry Potter, fashion, classical music and Judaism. Reply here.

MODOX LONDON BOY (25) ISO sociable NJG to share cultural explorations, tea and Haim albums. I want the Gerwig to my Baumbach. I’m not bad at cooking and very good at talking. The city’s open now so let’s make dinner and then go dancing x Reply here.

QUEER NONBINARY PERSON IN SEATTLE (23) currently in the process of conversion (reform) looking for people to chat with and share (virtual or in person) shabbat dinners and vegan challah. Reply here.

LA VALLEY-GIRL-TURNED-CITY-GIRL ISO DR. BENJAMIN (23) if Zachary Levi were actually Jewish. I’m a Jewish professional who loves knitting, musicals and macaroni and cheese, looking for a guy to cuddle and watch docu-series with me and push me to explore the city once in a while! Reply here.

INTERNATIONAL REFUGEE ADVOCATE BY DAY, DANCE CARDIO INSTRUCTOR WANNABE BY NIGHT (Gay/Queer/32M) seeking love with same in NYC/DC. Perfect Sunday: biking to the Whitney, JCC yoga class (avg age 70+), and binging Sex Education. Let’s cook Shabbat dinner together? Reply here.

BUILD A METAPHORICAL SUKKAH OF FRIENDSHIP (NYC). Mid-30s married male (no kids) seeking friends of all genders to share in art, food (I make a mean brisket), and psychologically astute conversation. My philosophy: heritage and culture joyfully inform how we embrace the present. Reply here.

WITCHY JEW NEW IN PHILLY (she/they 22). Young educator & writer looking for like-minded people who enjoy open mics, concerts or staying in for a tarot reading. Let’s go thrifting or take a beach day! Hit me up if you’re creative, spiritual and passionate about social justice. Reply here.

NICE JEWISH LATIN TEACHER (27F) looking for love & friends in Bay Area. Rambler, collector of eccentric hobbies, tired of dating apps. Hit me up if you’re into the ancient world, social justice, cats, media literacy. We’ll get along if you’re passionate! Invite me for Shabbat and win my heart. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted October 7, 2021:

SPICY KREPLACH IN PARIS. Late 20s, non-binary Mexican (Ashkenazi) Jew seeking friends/dates in Paris, France. Student at Beaux Arts with a love for natural wine and adding chili to my Bobe’s recipes. Hmu for a drink on Canal St. Martin 😉 Reply here.

JEWISH ELLE WOODS (24F, LES NYC) seeks her Vivian. DYK an alt ending to the movie had them together? Let’s: host shabbat dinners, walk around the city, rant to each other on the subjects we’re passionate about, & be so queer & Jewish that Hollywood would deem us unpalatable for general audiences. Reply here.

GOLDA ISO TEVYE (29/F/NYC). My looks are better than my dowry, but bubbe says lovers don’t need much room 😉 I dabble in treyf, play klezmer clarinet, <3 Coen Bros flix. Kiss like seltzer on a schvitzy day. Reply here.

DREAM ROOMMATE (31F) in Raleigh, NC seeking a genuine, amiable person to share a home with. Late 20s-early 30s female-identifying preferred. I enjoy dinner & drinks with friends on the patio, gardening & perfecting furniture arrangements. I’m talkative, bold & kindhearted. Plus, I have a great cat! Friends welcome too! Reply here.

QUEER, SECULAR JEWESS IN CAPE TOWN (21F). I’m always looking for Jewish friends around the world that I can visit (when the pandemic is over). I’m passionate about Judaism, the I/P conflict, waffles, gender and lgbtq issues, crocheting, and obviously Taylor Swift. Pros: phat ass. Cons: can’t do math. Reply here.

SEEKING THE L.A. LESLIE/MORTICIA TO MY FRENCH BEN/GOMEZ (31M). Ashkenazi Parisian in Hollywood looking for a not-too-nice JG who is active, ambitious, and kink-friendly. I’ve been described as passionate, kind, and with just the right amount of deviancy. Loves museums, cooking, activism, archery, empathy, and Jelly Belly. 🖤 Reply here.

CYNICAL, SULTRY JMILF (30s NB) looking for queer jewish revelry. lithe writer type, half ashkenazi half druidic ancestry, looking to daven in and out of time travel downloads. philly lenapehoking based. martinis, mikveh, and meditation. ISO queer jews of all varieties, be a babe, a baker, be an iconic badass. Reply here.

JEW IN PROGRESS (26F) in Vancouver, Canada, full of general queer yearning. Can offer decent challah, excellent massages, terrible puns. If you’re a woman and we cook together I will probably fall in love with you. Sober, trans, and a grad student, so like, buckle up for a weird time. Reply here.

LEFTY, HEBREW-SPEAKING IRREVERENT BON VIVANT (33M) academic seeking F in Bay Area for extravagant home cooked meals, literary analysis, banter, and outdoor excursions. Looking for someone brainy with plenty of emotional acuity and zest for life. I’m bi-coastal, bi-continental, let’s buy each other banh mi! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted September 17, 2021:

BEN PLATT LOOKALIKE (23M). I am a physiotherapy student looking for a NJB to check out cute cafes, have picnics, and go on long walks with! Located in Toronto, I am a passionate fan of St Urbain bagels and love spending time with family/friends on adventures around the city. Happy to chat, go on dates, and meet new people ☺️! Reply here.

STUDENT OF GAYT MIDRASH (25F). Bi NJG Brooklynite looking for queer Jews to help uncover the sexiest parts of the Tanakh (Leviticus 18:22??)… will also settle for falafel, a beshert, or a good embroidery lesson. Reply here.

ISO PLATONIC WRITING CHAVRUTA (26M in NYC). We both want to make time to write but life and work and chagim and news — oy vey. Let’s grab a coffee (in person or over Zoom), write together, and keep each other on top of our projects. I also bake and need excuses — I mean, people — to make more pastries. Reply here.

PAN ART-STUDYING JEWESS IN LONDON (24F) looking for company to fight patriarchy with. I have no links to the community here and would love to make some. Hit me up if you like dumb jokes, home cooking, dancing freely and respect for human rights ♡ Reply here.

MODERN DAY YENTL NEAR DC (24F). Admittedly, I tend to dress less 20th century yeshiva boy-esque and more somewhere between millennial-gen Z woman. But I’m looking for my modern day Avigdor (who prefers a woman to challenge, question, and passionately love in return). I want love, Torah, and to find a family in my own piece of sky. Reply here.

FOXY-ASHKY LADY IN NYC (23F) seeks M to shake up my opinions and my bed frame. Tall? Believe in science? Passionate? If you like hiking, biking, and talking with your hands you may be my beshert! Be ready to talk out your feelings on Jewish law. It could get steamy 😉 Big into lentils. Call me. Reply here.

INDIGENOUS 26F SEEKING THE ONE & FRIENDS (USA). I love the finer things & seek who loves the same. I’m fun, picky, love to party but also a homebody. If your suits/suspenders might match my gowns and boots lifestyle let’s talk! I love standup, art & science. Zivug Rashon (M) & friends wanted! Reply here.

NICE FLORIDIAN JEWISH BOY (early 20s) looking for other nice Jewish boys. I’m a private chef so let me win your heart with my roast duck matzah ball soup as we talk about how Torah study can help us understand Black Liberation. Reply here.

LESBIAN UNDERGRAD (18F) in Pittsburgh looking for friends and/or more. We can thrift, drink boba, and go to a charming little used book store. Reference Parks & Rec or New Girl with me 🙂 Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted September 2, 2021:

BISEXUAL RABBINICAL STUDENT IN NYC (28M) seeks the Heathcliff to his Cathy (of any gender identity). Is an intensive chevruta session your idea of romance? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous? Are you single? Do you appreciate jokes based on Drake’s hit song HYFR? Drop me a line!  Reply here.

LIBRARIAN EX-ARTIST CAT MOM THAT’S MOVED A LOT, but now based in Montreal, looking for late 20s/early 30s friends nearby to kvetch and get babka with 🙂 missing my jewish community in europe so pen pals from across the pond are also welcomed <3 Reply here.

PLAYFULLY SARCASTIC & TALL NJG (27F) in LA looking for a NJB who celebrates Halloween as aggressively as Hanukkah and agrees that Israeli food > deli food. An appreciation for spontaneous travel is a plus, as is a willingness to comb through used bookstores. Reply here.

27 Y/O BI JEWESS (SHE/HER) IN EAST VILLAGE (NYC) looking for a date with someone who is willing to travel across town to the newest food spot (I’m good at sharing). Bonus if you have Top Chef cooking skills, great book recommendations and quick wit and banter. Reply here.

JUST A JEW WANDERING THROUGH THE DESERT. 25 y/o Jewish gal looking for some friends in the valley of the sun. Just moved to Phoenix (from STL) and have no one here but my goy of a boyfriend. Looking for a nice Jewish community and friends to share some food and laughter with. Reply here.

MODOX BI NJG LOOKING FOR HER BESHERT. I’m a 19 y/o art student currently located in Cleveland who loves writing, pop-punk, cats, and the 1920s. Let’s take romantic shabbos walks, daydream about baby names, and argue if saying soda or pop is more correct. May or may not be a vampire. Reply here.

SEXY SEPHARDIC SAGITTARIAN (23F) in the midst of a quarter-life crisis. I’m a film student in Sydney looking for a strong, Spanish-speaking hunk of a man that can secretly nerd out with me. Ideally a Ben Barnes look-alike, but I’m willing to let it go if you can make me laugh 🙂 Reply here.

NEW-TO-NYC NJG (22F) seeks friends to day drink, try seasonal Trader Joe’s items, and find the best rugelach in the city with. My areas of expertise: bar trivia, books by and about women, bad reality TV, and Taylor Swift. Reply here.

CALLING DENVER JEWS: 25F Looking to be set up with your M friends in the mile-high city (bring on the blind-dates!). Looking for someone I can explore breweries & hike with. Must be willing to listen to classic dad rock & assist with the NYT crossword. Jews with a Denver connection, put your matchmaking skills to work 🙂  Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted August 12, 2021:

BAGUETTE WITH PASTRAMI (Jews in Paris). I’m an exchange art student (early 20s) who wants to know the community here. I’m a not-so-nice Jewish girl with a really open mind and leftist thoughts who loves to meet new people and go out with friends. Let’s prendre un verre and chat! Reply here.

31 Y/O BI JEW-ISH WOMAN IN VANCOUVER looking for friends and maybe (hopefully?) more. Think Ilana from Broad City meets Elaine Benes. I’m a big fan of traveling, dogs, craft beer, hiking, coffee, brunch and the occasional dive bar. Could you be the Patrick to my David? Reply here.

JEWESS SEEKING CREATIVE COMMUNITY IN D.C. (33F). Married + child-free Latinx girl whose friends all had babies and/or moved to the burbs during covid (mazal!). Seeking a diverse, open-minded friend group to check out art openings, semi-seriously read tarot cards, and talk about federal consulting as little as humanly possible. Reply here.

YALLA LA! 26 y/o queer guy, new to LA (from NY via TLV) looking for new friends in the area! Let’s get a crew together and become the hottest Jews in LA. Queer Hebrew speakers get a bonus! Reply here.

NYC’S BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER SEEKS NON-BORING MAN. Literate, parents love her, “was going to make mojitos for Shabbat dinner but then took a nap instead” jewess (25F) looking for a Jewish man with opinions that are interesting but not too strongly felt and a flexible schedule. Must like parks and physical touch. Preferably anxious about climate change but good at compartmentalizing. The taller the better. Reply here.

27 Y/O PATRILINEAL LESBIAN on the conversion/affirmation path in Western Australia (knows her Hebrew teachers will see this) seeks others in similar boats for irl/zoom conversations, byo wine and cheese. Reply here.

NEW TO THE MILE HIGH (CHAI?) CITY. 22 y/o (she/her) looking for a Denver area Jewish community. I love biking, trivia, fantasy novels and art museums. Bonus points if you can teach me how to ski (haha jk……unless?). Reply here.

20F IN THE U.K. LOOKING FOR A LOVE CONNECTION, either in London or Bournemouth, the two cities I go between. Bisexual, open to any Jewish love connection. Reply here.

HORNY GAY NYC MENSCH, 36, ISO the right chemistry in and out of bed. I’m OTD but on the hunt for someone to make kiddush, shabbos, and mischief with. You’re also a mensch, looking to help this doctor recover from a global pandemic, do some global travel, and have epically great sex. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted August 5, 2021

ISO A NJAGTNCM (nice Jewish any gender that’s not cis male). 24, Chicago. AFAB genderqueer seeking my beshert, but until then happy for fyn. Ready to embroider a cover for the challah I bake you. Work in the Jewish nonprofit world, 4/20 friendly, bonus points if you’re already seeing a therapist. Reply here.

SPORTY ADVENTURE-LOVING NERD (33F) looking for her guy in Detroit but open to other places. Bonus if you enjoy petting dogs, watching superhero movies, earth science, exploring all the places, bamba, and spontaneous camping trips with no bathrooms. Reply here.

NJG SEEKING NJG (20, F) moving across the country to LA and looking for queer Jewish friends (or something more). Let’s hang out and listen to Taylor Swift and/or unpack intergenerational trauma… I’ll bring homemade gluten-free cupcakes <3 Reply here.

GAY MAN ASPIRING TO BE LESLIE KNOPE.  23 y/o cis man (he/him) in NYC. I love reading books, geeking out over Sondheim, eating greasy dollar pizza and ogling Greek statues at the Met. Up for cute dates or to make new friends. Just finished studying for the bar exam, so ready to go out again! Reply here.

EARLY 20s TEXAS GAL LOOKING FOR A PEN PAL to interpret my crazy dreams. Interests: cooking (or just eating good food), infectious diseases, jigsaw puzzles, and discussing how Panda Express should expand their milk tea bar to locations outside of California. Reply here.

SAN FRANCISCO QUEER JEW (23 y/o) looking for queer, creative Jewish friends in the area. I’m a filmmaker and sex educator who loves to listen to music and collage in their free time. Must be actively anti-racist and sex positive. Excited to meet you!! 🙂  Reply here.

SEEKING ARM CANDY IN CLE. You: cool/nerdy NJB with drive. Me: 30F, soft, sporty, cerebral. We: share our time & thoughts over ballgames, barstools, sunrises, snacks, bedsheets & soundtracks. Reply here.

28 Y/O CULTURALLY JEWISH GAL IN PORTLAND looking for her Nice Jewish Boy (or Girl or Enby). As I get older I find myself being drawn back to Jewish values and want to share that joy with someone. I am a software engineer who enjoys cats, performance art, warm beverages, reading and a good cuddle. Could you be the person my mom keeps hounding me to find? Reply here.

SEEKING SISTERHOOD OF SEXY SEMITES. 21F looking for old & young NJGs in the Shenandoah Valley for a monthly Shabbat dinner. Must be pro-carb & pro-Goldblum. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted July 29, 2021

MAHJ WITH ME! 27 y/o (she/her) in Chicago. I inherited my grandma’s mah jongg set before she had the chance to teach me how to play. I’m looking for folks who can teach me the craft or who want to learn alongside me! Patience is a must because I make no promises about how quickly I’ll pick this up 🙂  Reply here.

GOD’S FAVORITE. 31 y/o F redheaded convert in the City of Angels. Seeking a relatively tall (M) and spiritual romantic partner for Hot Jewess Summer. Must be good with hands (for kneading challah dough) and be willing to break kosh occasionally for charcuterie board dates at parks on the East Side. Reply here.

BADDIES WHO BRUNCH IN DC?! (22, she/her, Sephardic Jewess.) I’m looking for a bad bitch (all gender identities welcome) who will finish my sentences, wants to shit talk (ideally in French), gets brunch with me on Sunday mornings after a weekend bender, likes rollerskating, and will be the Carrie to my Samantha (but wayyyy hotter and less problematic). Bonus points if you’re a pothead #chailife and into fashion! Reply here.

HALF-JEWISH, HALF-CHINESE, FULLY CONFUSED. 24 y/o femme designer/artist looking for queer connection. Give me one good honest kiss, I’ll be alright. Pittsburgh currently but I also love writing emails. xoxo Reply here.

BOOK-LOVING BROOKLYNITE (27 y/o, they/them) new to the neighborhood and looking for friends who love Jewish history like I do! Let’s have coffee, share books and build community as we swap Jewish memes and unpack our internalized antisemitism together. Reply here.

BAY AREA JEW CREW. 24 y/o dog mama who is new to San Francisco and ready to create an iconic Jew crew in the Bay Area. If you like Naomi Novik or Erin Morgenstern, let’s start a book club. If you need a dog in your life, look no further. Who wants to explore the city with me? (Disclaimer: I will be wearing PJs on any and all adventures.) Reply here.

JEW BY CHOICE (IN PROGRESS) 18 y/o (he/they) looking for left wing/queer Jewish friends in the St. Louis Metro Area. Bisexual, Texas-born, dog and cat lover (cat owner). Loves Martin McDonagh films, leftist literature, Jewish history, Latin music, rap and hyper-pop. Aspiring skater and artist (emphasis on aspiring). Need someone to practice Hebrew with. Reply here.

MID-30s ARTSY NJG SEEKING SPORTY NJG AROUND SAN DIEGO. Must love food (I’ll cook, you clean), plants (my home is a jungle), and tolerate gluten-free baking. Me: event coordinator by day, jewelry designer by night, looking for someone to share (GF) matzah balls with, go to the farmers market, and attend the occasional Shabbat dinner. Reply here.

KINDA KOSHER SYDNEY GIRL. 23 y/o looking for a mensch (male) who’ll join the weekly Bananagrams game with gran. I enjoy a glass of Shabbos wine and Saturdays spent at the local market. Seeking a good philosophical and social justice discussion with a history buff that’ll take me on dates to art galleries and museums. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted July 15, 2021

HOT AUSSIE NJBs. I’m a half-Jewish, half-Japanese, science-loving gay Australian (23, M) looking for friends or more in Sydney, Australia. Since we’re in lockdown I’m keen for an overseas pen pal too (we can obsess over Troye Sivan together <3). Reply here.

ISRAELI YEMENITE SEEKING PALS IN LA (24, F) leaning into my Yemenite heritage and looking for a Jewish Yemenite friend (maybe even community?) in LA to learn from and grow with. Me: lifetime camp person, progressive, artist, rock climber, baker, bookstore lover, traveler. Reply here.

28M ASHKE-PHARDI, leftist, Jewish history PhD in LA seeking someone (F) with Emma Goldman/Fran Fine/witchy vibes. Can teach you Ladino and Yiddish and feed you borekas and cholent. Fan of cats, therapy, used bookstores, and Joni Mitchell. Let’s grab a drink and talk about intergenerational trauma? Reply here.

NEW YORK JEW LOOKING FOR A SUMMER FLING AND/OR CHALLAH. I’m a 19 y/o genderqueer trans man seeking someone who is 19-21. I’m an adventurous creative who loves trying new hobbies and going to events, especially anything involving baking or hair dye! Reply here.

NEW DOG MOM (29, F) in Brooklyn nervous to act on queerness for the first time at this age after ending long term hetero relationship. Seeking support, some guidance, and ultimately love with a NJDL (nice Jewish dog lover) of any gender. Reply here.

JEW-BY-CHOICE (IN PROGRESS) SEEKS FRIENDS IN THE DC METRO AREA. If you are seeking a friend who dresses like Mac Miller and has your dad’s sense of humor, I’m your girl. Looking for the queerest friend group of DC young professionals possible. (Side note: Must like dogs.) Reply here.

28 Y/O NOT-SO-NICE JG IN CHICAGO looking for a male partner who’s smart, active, and pet friendly. I’m spending most of my summer between Hollywood Beach and Fat Cat, where should we meet? Reply here.

27 (ALMOST 28) Y/O JEWISH LADY LIVING IN BERLIN, GERMANY, looking for some new friends to hang out with, bike to the lake, play table tennis, and drink lots of coffee with. I can offer amazing cooking and an open heart. Ready to become part of a cool Jew gang. Reply here.

THE JEAN-RALPHIO SAPERSTEIN TO MY MONA LISA. 24 y/o female seeks funny friends in the LA area to start a comedy group with. Sketches, parodies, improv, and definitely some sending Parks and Recs gifs in a group chat. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted July 8, 2021:

BROOKLYN-BASED QUEER RABBINICAL STUDENT (23, she/her) seeking lefty friends for Shabbat dinners, chats in the park over ice cream, and reenacting Broad City scenes. My new Big Apple besties are ideally non cis-men who are excited to swap tattoo stories and listen to me talk about my cat. Reply here.

NB-QUEERDO (30, she/they, gay, St. Paul) looking for in-person love, mutual commitment to sweatpants and British competition shows, and fervent passion for cellulite. Hobbies include smelling books, lamenting my lost academic life, and loving my pibble princess more than anything else in the world. Reply here.

JEW-BY-CHOICE READER/WRITER/EDUCATOR (30F) relocating to Dallas-Fort Worth this summer and seeking wide open spaces, a tennis partner, and a Texas man to settle down with. Reply here.

24 Y/O BI NJG looking to continue her family’s tradition of finding their basherts via personal ad (true story) in NYC. Loves baking, singing badly to her cat, and biking around to admire the trees. Looking for someone who loves to eat (a must), is funny as hell, and is politically, as comrade Beyonce once said, “to the left, to the left.” Sacha Baron Cohen lookalikes encouraged to apply. Reply here.

NERDY, WORDY NJG (28) based in Northern NJ seeking love, friendship, and/or future life partnership of any gender. Let’s eat at kosher restaurants, explore museums, swap book recs, and moon over passing pets. Bonus points for travelers, tree-huggers, and punny people. Reply here.

D.C. COLLEGE INTERN (18F) seeking some friends (maybe other summer interns??) to explore the city with! Reply here.

VERY JEWISH L.A. based (but NY bred) 30 y/o (F) designer and supermarket lover seeks life partner (M) in sincerity and silliness. Strong AF Jewish identity and sense of humor a must. Cringe jokes welcome. Reply here.

GAY NJB HUSBAND MATERIAL IN NYC. I’ve got my shit together and pair realism with a generally sunny disposition. Left a successful corporate career to pursue a long-held dream of becoming a doctor (clearly a MIL’s dream). Into cultivating community, time in the outdoors, CrossFit, DJing, dancing and finding someone I can feel passionate with & at home around. Hit me up if you know yourself and what you’re looking for.  Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted July 1, 2021:

JEWS IN NORWAY? Going from being in the triple majority (queer Jew from the TriState area at my liberal arts college) to a triple minority (all of those things in Southern Norway). Me: 22, queer woman, into used books & new friends & clever alcoholic beverages! Looking for Jewish friends, community, dates, etc., across the Pacific in the sweet sweet country of Norway. Reply here.

LA MUSIC PRODUCER (33M) seeks creative and compassionate cutie (F) to leave parties early with. Enjoys cult docs, good lox, and TikToks. Reply here.

MENSCH WITH AN EDGE. 29 y/o in NYC seeks her bashert of any gender to raise hell, make the world better, co-host Shabbat dinners, and go dancing with. Extra love to fellow shorties and non-dog people. Reply here.

D.C. GIRL GANG? Just a gal in her early ‘20s looking to put together a girl gang made up of the baddest bitches in D.C. Chutzpah required and love for margs strongly encouraged. Hobbies include: eating bagels, hiking, searching for the world’s best queso, listening to my mothers unsolicited advice, and trying to come up with better hobbies. Reply here.

ATTN: PHILLY JEWISH FOLK. Me: 28/f/recent convert seeking Jewish community. You: 20s-30s/any gender/seeking Shabbat dinner parties, social justice discussions, and spending time outdoors. Open to havruta opportunities. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO PRACTICE YIDDISH WITH (25 y/o NJG), virtually or in Baltimore/DMV/maybe NYC. Beginning speaker/reader learning for fun, cultural connection, and to incorporate Yiddish literature & theatre into my own art. If we happen to fall in love while practicing, that’s cool too. Progressive, Sagittarius, dog lover, down to chat about Isaac Bashevis Singer or Simone Biles. Reply here.

NJG (28) SEEKS KIND, NERDY DUDE in Brooklyn/NYC who appreciates some big Jewish hair and a lot of chaotic energy. Need someone to let me cook for them in exchange for helping fill the awkward silences. Reply here.

MARRIED MILLENNIAL JEWISH GAL SEEKING FRIENDSHIP IN WESTCHESTER. Enjoys chatting at local cafes, animals of all types, low key outdoor adventures, veggie food and singing too loud to obnoxious ‘90s boy bands. Reply here.

MANDY PATINKIN’S GRANDDAUGHTER…  not really but am obsessed with him and could potentially be his granddaughter in another life. I’m a 22 gf vegan (annoying I know) looking for a queer pen pal and/or zoom buddy to chat all things queerness, jewishness and maybe even do virtual bake seshes with! Originally from Long-guy-land but living in Liverpool now! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted June 24, 2021:

OLD FASHIONED CONNECTION. 21 y/o non binary person looking for a pen pal! Letters are so fun and I tend to be extra about them. A friendship over snail mail is so meaningful. And we can be dramatic and pretend to write to our husbands at war or something. Xo Reply here.

LATE 20s TEXAN LADY seeking NJB or NJG with bi-wife energy so I can stop disappointing my parents and settle down. I enjoy food and traveling, typically at the same time. I’m also really into anime and need someone I can geek out with from time to time. I’m a cat person looking for a golden retriever s/o. Reply here.

FUN, SMART, SENSITIVE 21 Y/O GUY looking for a NJG in the College Park, MD area. My hobbies include video games (both playing and coding), baking challah, watching New Girl and West Wing, going out for bubble tea and ramen, and reading fantasy novels. My Jewish mother will probably like you more than she likes me. I will send you memes at all hours of the day. Reply here.

30 Y/O LEFTY LESBIAN VIRGO in D.C. seeks NJG in the DMV. Let’s share banter, romcoms, bread products. Here for deep dives into Jewish thought and each other. Reply here.

EX-ORTHODOX BROOKLYN JEWESS (24 y/o) looking for a local well-adjusted man on his own derech to (seriously) date. About me: loves reading, art, mostly nice, very social, and a solid 7/10. I know enough Yiddish to impress your bubby and hoping you’ll know the words that I don’t to impress mine in return. Reply here.

HOOSIER IN HOUSTON (33F) ISO female friends in Space City. I’m not new to the city but introverted enough that it feels that way. Likes cats, building things, and museums. Hoping to get back in touch with Judaism, maybe with a dash of hippy-witch vibes and sarcasm for good measure. I’m in that weird in-between part of life after settling down but before kids and marriage. Let’s talk over tacos! Reply here.

JEWISH PROFESSIONAL/DOG MOM (25, F) seeks love (M) in San Francisco. New to the city and now that things are opening up I want someone who wants to explore the city with me during the day, let me cook dinner for them, and snuggle up with me and my pup at night! Reply here.

QUEER CHUTZPANIK SEEKING PLANS. I am a 23 y/o queer woman new to Nashville, TN. Likes: funky earrings, body art, talmud & social justice. Dislikes: sports, being called the wrong name & injustice. I’m interested in spending time with any 20-something Jews (of all genders) in the area, friendship and maybe more! Reply here.

DEDICATED YOUNG WRITER (M, 27) looking for writing partner to both create great work and kvetch together — whether in person or virtually. I’m mourning the death of bohemia and the public intellectuals and I am longing for a return to that era. If you’re a writer who thinks outside the box and is looking for artistic companionship, let’s support each other! Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted June 17, 2021:

CARIOCA GEORGE COSTANZA TYPE (30-something) looks for the NJG lox to his NJB bagel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to geek about TV shows, cooking, Shabbat dinners, movies, cuddles and everything else. Must have a sense of humor, good appetite, and tolerance for bad jokes and puns.  Reply here.

ISO SHABBAT DINNER GUESTS IN SOUTHERN AZ. 26 y/o Mizrahi weirdo and her 32 y/o non-Jewish, Black male partner seek radical, interfaith/interracial/Sephardi/Mizrahi couples and families to be our Shabbat dinner guests in southern Arizona. We’re vaxxed, he’s a professional cook (I’m good too!), and we’re craving a fun, supportive, and nourishing community of people like us. Let’s build it together! Reply here.

28 Y/O LEFTIE IN TORONTO SEEKING HER NJB. Half Sephardic Egyptian, half Ashkenazi, so I make latkes and shakshuka that will change your life. Let’s geek out on musical theatre and swap our mom’s challah recipes. Reply here.

LATE 20s FEMALE ~JEWISH PROFESSIONAL~ IN BOSTON looking for community, kisses, and someone to tag in my favorite memes. Bisexual, usually yelling about pop music or clinging to my glue gun. I tend to take things seriously, but I’m still pretty funny 😊 Reply here.

31 Y/O LESBIAN SEEKING HER BASHERT (ATL). I’m just a girl, standing in front of you, asking for a bite of your food after I said I wasn’t hungry. Seeking: kind, career oriented, NJG who values clear communication. Let’s go on an adventure together. Reply here.

NEW-TO-NOVA LIBRARIAN (26 y/o) seeking queer Jewish community and friendship. Let’s bake challah, share book recommendations (duh!) and hike cool trails!  Reply here.

25 Y/O GAL IN LA SEEKING A ROMANTIC PARTNER WITH BI WIFE ENERGY. Together we can go on all the hikes, walk through art galleries, and mildly disappoint our families because of tattoos. 🖤  Bonus points if you’ll rewatch Avatar the Last Airbender with me. Reply here.

NEW FRIENDS IN EDINBURGH? Hey pals! I am a 23 y/o bi NJG from Canada moving to Edinburgh for school and looking to make new friends. Friendship comes with (overly dense – looking at you yeast) challah on Fridays and a laugh over some Manischewitz (read: tequila). Hit me up if you want to hang. Please. Pandemic moves are scary. Reply here.

Reply to a classified post June 10, 2021:

WANNABE BALABOOSTA (23 y/o) looking for my Sam the pickle man to cross Delancey & come find me in Brooklyn. Me: “favorite grandma” energy, love knitting, languages & buying too many Jewish history books. ISO Yiddishkeit loving traveler to sing nigunim, tell me bedtime stories & hug me like it’s his job. Reply here.

NEW-IN-TOWN LEFTIST SEEKING COMMUNITY (23, Cambridge). I’m moving in July and want to meet other Boston 20-somethings. Let’s go to protests & grab bagels! Me: Jew-ish, she/her, queer, hwc grad, likes poetry & museums. You: down for zine-making on Shabbat, don’t care that I’m a scorpio double gemini. Reply here.

EARLY 20s NJGOC (Nice Jewish Girl of Color) in Austin, TX looking for a women or non-binary person to romance. I WILL make you shakshuka and knafeh, don’t even sweat. I’m also a (hopeful) future rabbi and speak Hebrew and Yiddish, so you’re sure to make your mom proud by bringing me home 😉 Reply here.

NJB (27) SEEKING NJG IN BROOKLYN/NYC. Loves hiking, taking photos, and enjoying life. Foodie looking for someone fun. 4/20 friendly a plus. Reply here.

23 Y/O MOVING TO BOULDER SEEKING ROOMIES & FRIENDS. Relocating to Boulder this summer and would love to find housemates or friends who like going on walks, baking challah, buying too many houseplants, and geeking over dogs. Reply here.

LOOKING FOR THE JON OSSOFF TO MY DR. ALISHA KRAMER (WSM, 23F) in MN. Aspiring doctor skilled at coping w/ existential dread and dysfunctional family dynamics. Seeking man who is down to co-parent 2 cats and thrive as 1/2 of an iconic middle-aged Jewish couple. Reply here.

TORONTO CHALLAH BAKING QUEEN (29) looking for NJB soulmate to swap camp stories, laugh until I snort, and raise future mensch babies. Faves include my chaotic kitty, musicals, social justice, and rewatching sitcoms. Let’s get chai & makeout by the campfire. Seth Rogen lookalikes encouraged to apply. Reply here.

31 Y/O FULLY VAXXED, NEARLY CONVERTED, SYNAGOGUE EMPLOYED blundstone bisexual leftist seeks chavruta partner for torah study & complex convos on the lake, in the forest, over boba. New to Seattle, generally looking for queer Jewish non-men friends with chill but not careless energy. Reply here.

Reply to a classified posted posted June 3, 2021:

LESBIAN LARRY DAVID (27, NYC) ISO a lady or NB love. Me: eavesdropper, gets lost while using Google Maps, too afraid to ask to pet dogs but always wants to, discusses next meal while eating current meal. You: funny, kind, introspective. Reply here.

BORSCHT BELT ENTHUSIAST SEEKS MIDWEST MIDGE MAISEL to deli hop with. 25 y/o Chicago area NJB in search of local NJG (21-26). Hobbies include admiring dogs in public, cheering on Chicago sports teams and going to Target way too often. Are you Team Applesauce or Sour Cream? Reply here

QUEER JEWISH HOTTIE LOOKING FOR SAME. Living in Oregon, early 20s, AMAB nonbinary, looking for NJB. I’m obsessed with baking, climbing, crafting and the occasional plant murder 🙁 hoping to find a queer hottie located on the west coast who can take me camping and teach me how to keep a plant alive. Reply here

LONDON BORN AND BRE(A)D NJB LOOKING FOR A NJG. I’m an amateur lock-down baker looking for someone to buy a KitchenAid with. I enjoy running, cycling and bouldering — but equally happy with a lazy weekend watching films. Reply here

LONDON-BASED FEMALE 28 Y/O NJG SEEKING NJB. Looking for a guy to explore new restaurants with as they open back up! You have to be open to me co-ordering food so we can try as much of every menu as possible. Reply here

23 Y/O VENEZULAN NJG SEEKING FEMALE ROOMMATE IN L.A. Recent architect grad moving this Sept. in search of a Masters Degree, new adventures and a cool roommate to make the most out of post-COVID life, including but not limited to: making arepas, sharing skin care routines and becoming TikTok famous. Reply here

NEW TO THE PUGET SOUND AREA (mid 20s, she/her/hers) looking for a small group of queer-friendly, not-so-kosher people to take turns hosting Shabbos meals with. I’ll bring the babka and the brisket, you bring your favorites to the table! Reply here

29 Y/O QUEER JEWISH WOMAN SEEKING LOVE, PARTNERSHIP & A HIKING BUDDY IN CLEVELAND. Me: pediatrician, Arbeter Ring type, loves hiking, cooking, and justice work. You: earnest, kind, independent, serious goofball who loves the outdoors, the indoors, and my cat. Let’s have a picnic on the lake together. Reply here

ALMOST 30 Y/O BISEXUAL NJG IN THE CLE SEEKING ROMANTIC PARTNER for Shabbat dinners, adventure and cuddles. Bonus points (but life is like whose line is it anyways and the points don’t matter) for having a love of musicals, Jewish food and humor. Challah at me for bad puns and witty banter. Reply here.

See previously posted Alma Classifieds here.