‘Tis the season for delightfully wacky holiday purchases. If you, like me, spend your Sunday nights trying to figure out which grown child of Logan Roy is the most contemptible and you celebrate Hanukkah, then have I got the dreidel for you. That’s right, someone created a “Succession” dreidel, and it can be yours for the low price of $3.99.
The “Succession” dreidel, made by the UK-based Etsy shop YourMumRang, is actually a card that you can cut and glue into a functional dreidel that spins. Instead of Hebrew letters on the four sides of the dreidel, we get Shiv (loses one), Roman (gets half the pot), Kendall (takes it all) and Greg, who, fittingly, does nothing.
The card is printed using FSC certified material which comes from sustainably managed forests, something that absolutely nobody at Waystar Royco would ever care about.
As Miriam, the owner of YourMumRang, said, “It dawned on me that the gambling game of chance that is dreideling has a remarkable number of parallels with everyone’s favourite fighting family.”
I’m sure Adrien Brody’s character would love to play along.