Hanukkah comes early this year, folks (is it ever on time?) starting on the evening of December 12. You may want to grab some presents for your siblings, parents, friends, or nieces and nephews, but there’s also nothing wrong with spending some of that hard-earned gelt on yourself. Here are our favorite gadgets and gizmos aplenty, whozits, and whatzits galore. Happy Hanukkah!
Pasta Pendants ($85)
Hi, did you know that pasta jewelry exists? It does. Choose your favorite or collect them all, from penne to farfalle to bucatini.
Oy Fucking Vey Bracelet ($35)
A bracelet that speaks your Jewy mind.
Hamsa Ring ($22.50)
This purdy little guy will protect you from the evil eye (hey, that rhymes!).
Georgie Charm Necklace ($16)
Also really into this hamsa/evil eye/gemstone combo.
Boobs Necklace ($32)
Look, it’s bewbs 😍😍😍
Ruth Bader Pinsburg ($12)
Wear your dissent on your sleeve.
Grow a Pair Pin ($9.99)
Who needs balls when you’ve got ovaries?
Waiting for Drake ($10)
You’ll get those Birkin bags so help you God.
DW Side-Eye Pin ($10)
You is DW is you.
Read More Pin ($9.53)
Phenomenal Woman Tee ($35)
I mean, it’s true, isn’t it?
Greta Gerwig Tee ($20.42)
Because Lady Bird was that good.
Spread Hummus, Not Hate ($17.01)
A simple plea for world peace.
Everything in Paw-spective Tee ($29.99)
We need good vibes right meow.
Bingo Bronson Broad City Tee ($10.26)
Wear this puppy to Whole Foods and go wild.
Moon Phase Wall Art ($11)
Get in touch with your inner lunar goddess.
Boobs Pillow ($18)
More boobs, fluffier than ever.
Thank yourself for being a friend.
Hanging Planter ($19.06)
Pretty and colorful and full of life.
Hamsa Wall Hanging ($19)
Triple the hamsas for triple the protection.
Bluetooth Wood Portable Speaker ($59.97)
The latest technology with a dash of retro charm.
Smart Keyring Bluetooth Tracker ($24.85)
This will help you find your phone, keys, and wallet every time you lose them.
The most comfortable way to fall asleep to your favorite boring podcast.
Self-Chilling Wine Glasses ($49.95)
Keep your rosé as chill as you are.
Avocado Huggers ($10.90)
Keep your precious avos fresh for longer.
Sing, Unburied, Sing by Jesmyn Ward ($17.27)
Winner of the National Book Award, this on the road novel is lyrical and painfully good.
The Power by Naomi Alderman ($17.68)
This speculative novel that gives teenage girls an immense physical power got the Margaret Atwood stamp of approval.
Hunger by Roxane Gay ($17.10)
The internet’s favorite writer looks inward for an intimate look at her relationship with food, weight, and self-image.
There Are More Beautiful Things Than Beyoncé by Morgan Parker ($10.82)
For those who think they just don’t like poetry. You do.
Smitten Kitchen Every Day by Deb Perelman ($20.97)
Her first cookbook is beloved among many. The new one is a must-have.
Happy Hanukkah, everyone!