Passover is a holiday of liberation. Anyone with a basic Hebrew school education or awareness of the world knows this. But it’s also a holiday of frogs, bugs, sea-splitting, big square crackers, little lambs, children with personality-driven questions, heavy symbolism and did we mention frogs? In other words, it’s a perfect holiday for kitsch.
None of the items below are necessarily necessary for your seder or the Passover holiday. But in our humble opinion, you still absolutely need all of them! From apparel to decor to stickers to teeny tiny haggadot and beyond, these weird, kitschy products will add just the right amount of quirk and flair to your Passover observance.
Happy shopping!
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These little guys are technically a part of Target's Easter collection but who are they kidding? Hard boiled eggs and salt water are well within Passover's territory.
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What child (or adult) doesn't love a sticker of a big ol' shankbone?
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Don't just invite Elijah to seder, invite Andy Warhol.
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You thought gelt was just for Hanukkah? You fool! Chocolate candy coins can be for any Jewish holiday because capitalism.
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We're not sure what tree one is supposed to decorate with this ornament since Christmas trees have long been put away at this point. Nonetheless, this one goes out to interfaith families.
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Shake up your seder by pelting your beloved friends and family members with fake frogs.
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The matzah ball charm was all the rage at Paris Fashion Week, apparently.
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When Debbie Friedman wrote "Miriam's Song," she was definitely thinking of Elaine's dance moves.
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Unfortunately, the tiny human figurines appear to be sold separately.
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We dare you to fill this serving tray with hard boiled eggs.
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It's a surprise frog. What additional information could you possibly need?
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Because plague masks and finger puppets are so last year.
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This shirt will be topical for exactly two Passovers so wear it while you still can.
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Birds and chicks have more of an Easter vibe, but we'll give points to Paper Source for originality.
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Gretchen Wieners might be the Jewish one in "Mean Girls," but this Regina George sticker gets at the K4P question no one else is brave enough to ask.
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We're tasting grapes with hints of absolutely no leavening.
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Stuffed Passover Lamb (Etsy)
This stuffed animal is too cute. Just try not to think about her on the seder plate.
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"Matzah Love This Passover" is a lowkey confusing and unnecessary greeting for Pesach. That said, you kind of sound like Jar Jar Binks when you say it out loud. So that's fun.
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These coasters are unfortunately more than two zuzim, but it'll well be worth it.
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He Eats Gebrochts T-Shirt (Etsy)
Ladies, if your man eats gebrochts (wet matzah) when you can't, dump his ass! Or just buy this shirt.
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