Everything You Need for Passover (And Some Stuff You Don’t)

It’s officially Passover season (the first night is April 19 this year) which means it’s time for one of my favorite holiday traditions: shopping for cute stuff on the internet. From seder plates to matzah-themed everything, there is an abundance of Passover paraphernalia out there. Go forth and shop.

Graphic Tees

U Can’t Touch This Bagel (Etsy, $25)

When you can’t have bagels on the inside, wear them on the outside.

Afikosaurus (Etsy, $18.99)


The listing says it’s for men, but it’s obviously for everyone who loves dinosaurs — so, everyone.

Karpas Diem (Etsy, $20)

karpas diem

Get it? Do you get it?

Passover Cats (Amazon, $16.99)

passover cats

Look, does this t-shirt make sense? Not really. But there are cats in kippahs, so let’s go with it.


Matzah and Matzah Ball Soup Earrings (Etsy, $22)

matzah ball soup earrings

Squeeee look how tiny and cute!!

Matzah and Seder Plate Earrings (Etsy, $31.01)

matzah and seder plate earrings

Or you can opt for the seder plate variety, which, also: squeeeee.

Matzah Ball Soup Necklace (Etsy, $21.68)

matzah ball soup necklace

Matzah ball soup on a necklace, because why not?

Gefilte Fish Earrings (Etsy, $7.15)

gefilte fish earrings

If you don’t want to eat gefilte fish, the least you can do is wear them.

Seder Plates

Illustrated Seder Plate (Etsy, $36)

seder plate illustrated

Bright, inexpensive, and you can even personalize it with your name.

White Ceramic Seder Plate (Etsy, $168)

white ceramic seder plate

Minimalist and oh-so-elegant.

Melamine Garden Seder Plate (Amazon, $13.95)

melamine garden seder plate

Cute and simple, this one mostly made the list because it’s under $15.

Porcelain Pink and White Seder Plate (Etsy, $108.45)

pink and white seder plate

Whyyyyy is this so prettyyyyyy.

Matzah Everything

Matzah Skater Skirt (Etsy, $36)

matzah skater skirt

Hey look, it’s matzah on a skirt.

Matzah Scrunchie (Etsy, $10)

matzah scrunchie

Hey look, it’s matzah on a scrunchie.

Matzah Leggings (Etsy, $33)

matzah leggings

Hey look, it’s matzah on leggings.

Matzah Dress (Etsy, $60)

matzah dress

Hey look, it’s matzah on a dress.


Passover Plague Coasters (Etsy, $25)

passover plague coasters

All ready for your pinky-in-the-wine dips.

Passover Wine Labels (Etsy, $19.95)

passover wine labels

You’re gonna be going through a lot of wine — might as well spruce up those bottles.

Passover Garlands (Etsy, $24)

passover garlands

Some plagues and sparkles to welcome the holiday.

Matzah Napkins (Amazon, $10.99)

matzah napkins

Matzah already tastes like paper, anyway.

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