Paul Ryan recently discovered he is Jewish. 3% Jewish, to be exact. Which is dumb.
Jewish Twitter agrees.
1. Summer Camp Trolling
Paul Ryan discovers he has Jewish ancestry. Jews introduce him to Jewish summer camp trolling. pic.twitter.com/B9u08sEI9P
— (((Yair Rosenberg))) (@Yair_Rosenberg) August 2, 2018
2. Welcome to Brooklyn, Paul Ryan
just saw Paul Ryan looking for an apartment in south Williamsburg
— bez (@Bez) August 2, 2018
3. It adds up…
3% Jewish 97%asshole https://t.co/Rg5PJAcVKa
— Dennis Wilson (@Dsw1957Dennis) August 1, 2018
4. PLEASE, NO
So here for Paul Ryan finding out he’s 3% Jewish and all the Jews of Twitter rising as one to say UH UHH NO THANKS! pic.twitter.com/UJicPciAyh
— Jennifer Boeder (@jenniferboeder) August 1, 2018
5. Honestly, we see it
Paul Ryan finding out he has Jewish ancestry is worse than the inquisition https://t.co/CzvwNl5eWb
— jane the virgin mobile (@fanofthetroops) August 1, 2018
6. Seinfeld references for the win
“Elaine, the guy's Jewish two days, he's already making Jewish jokes.” https://t.co/o4gBkJJclD
— Elad Nehorai (@PopChassid) August 2, 2018
7. Same thing, right?
I’ve never been punched in the face but I AM a Jewish person who read Paul Ryan’s “l’chaim” tweet so it’s the same
— Sasha Gilthorpe (@sgilthorpe) August 2, 2018
8. Please.
Paul Ryan: I'm Jewish!
Jews: Please get rid of the neo-Nazis running your party and stop killing poor people.
Paul Ryan: L'chaim!
— trans!Musk (@disableddybbuk) August 2, 2018
9. Todah rabah!!!
Yes please, more Jewish minstrelsy while normalizing Nazism in America, todah rabah my mensch!!!! https://t.co/i8Sm7licD3
— Eli Valley (@elivalley) August 1, 2018
10. A good reaction:
:::eternal silent screaming::: https://t.co/OrSCcklw5I
— anthony russell (@mordkhetzvi) August 1, 2018
11. LOL
Jews hate you.
— Mikey Franklin (@mikeyfranklin) August 1, 2018
12. Haven’t we?!
Haven't the Jewish people been through enough already?
— Only small men want big parades (@ResistResource) August 2, 2018
13. Bonus points if it’s matzah ball soup
We from the Jewish delegation reject Paul Ryan and trade him for a tepid bowl of soup, no backsies
— Nora BarrowsFriedman (@norabf) August 1, 2018
14. It’s what he deserves.
Kickstarter to send a bus full of surly bubbes to Paul Ryan's house to give his newly Jewish ass the guilt trip he deserves.
— Havilah McGinnis (@littlebirdwords) August 1, 2018
15. But we really don’t want him.
I'm sorry but no, we don't want him. "House Speaker Paul Ryan Discovers Ashkenazi Jewish Heritage On ‘Finding Your Roots’ – TCA" https://t.co/vfR1SAbSEX via @deadline
— Ayelet Waldman (@ayeletw) August 1, 2018
16. Just imagine his reaction…
who gets to tell steve king https://t.co/GiEcVUbRa4
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) August 1, 2018
17. Seriously.
We’re good thanks https://t.co/Mjh2xu5jpd
— andi zeisler (@andizeisler) August 1, 2018
18. L’chelltotheno is our new favorite phrase
L'chelltothenoyouain't https://t.co/x3chJJ7EAu
— anthony russell (@mordkhetzvi) August 1, 2018
19. A curse upon his challah
May your challah never rise
— Ames Grawert (@AmesCG) August 1, 2018
20. But to end on a serious note:
Amazing how Paul Ryan can just declare himself Jewish with a DNA test, while Jewish people of color (both by heritage and by choice) have to fight tooth and nail for recognition in our communities every day
— Rebecca Pierce (@aptly_engineerd) August 2, 2018
Amen.
