Twitter’s Best Jokes About Jared Kushner’s Terrible Interview

Jared Kushner gave a rare interview this weekend to Axios, discussing topics as wide-ranging as the Trump administration’s Israeli-Palestinian peace plan, whether or not Trump is racist (LOL), refugees, and more. It was, to say the least, a shit show. (Slate has a nice round-up  of the most cringeworthy answers.)

Needless to say, Twitter had fun.

1. Jared Kushner = haunted Victorian boy?

2. Mazels on that decision. (You need to watch the video.)

3. Smiling is fun!

4. WEEKS.

5. The *real* question:

6. Jared deflected a lot of answers by saying he wasn’t involved… 

7. #IWASNTINVOLVEDINTHAT

8. Loving that “Lori Loughlin” is now a verb.

9. And let us say, amen.

10. “But you didn’t do anything.”

11. Truly.

12. TBH, not wrong.

13. He’s winning.

14. Let’s be real, here!!

15. Programmed. To. Smell. Farts.

16. Allll the fart jokes!

17. We needed a reminder!

18. Reverse Pinocchio.

19. “Squeezing water out of a rock” is our new favorite insult.

20. Would love to know.

21. Second favorite insult: “damp saltine cracker.”

22. He really does look so sinister.

23. Will have nightmares.

24. No words.

25. Okay, not a joke, but a perfect reminder of how terrible he is:

26. In summation:

 

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