If you hadn’t heard, Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 performed at the halftime show of Super Bowl LIII.

It was a boring Super Bowl (that’s just what I heard, I didn’t watch, I watched Russian Doll instead), and it seemed no one was exactly excited by the prospect of Maroon 5 performing.

After all was said and done, the general consensus of the performance was: not great. Levine, 39, was the target of most of the ire online. Because, well, can you name another member of Maroon 5? (I can’t, and I wrote this story!) People had many, many thoughts about his outfit of choice, his tattoos of choice, and just, well, everything.

Let’s take a look at the best jokes about Levine:

1. The Jewish people no longer claim him:

2. His shirt looked like a target pillow:

3. It truly was the ugliest shirt in America: 

(Click on this image, we promise you won’t regret it.)

4. Jewish mothers panicking everywhere:

5. And so are Jewish grandfathers:

(Although let’s be clear, that whole Jews-with-tattoos-can’t-be-buried-in-a-Jewish-cemetery thing is a myth!)

6. Really, just Jewish parents in general:

7. Memento jokes!

8. Doodle Bear jokes!

9. Chipotle jokes!

10. Political jokes!

11. What is up with the California tattoo?

12. Why does he look like a Russian mobster?

13. But maybe it motivated some to go to the gym…

14. “Manifest the energy of that dude you hook up with every year for Thanksgiving.” 

15. NIPPLES:

16. Seriously, what is up with the tattoos?

17. But let’s remember… 

Emily Burack

Emily Burack is an editorial assistant at Alma.