This morning, news broke that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is hospitalized with fractured ribs after she fell in her Supreme Court office. We, like the rest of you, are panicked at this news. RBG is a Jewish icon and a powerful progressive voice we need on the Supreme Court. She can’t leave us yet!
Twitter users feel similarly. Here are the best get well soon RBG jokes to make you feel better:
1. We have ribs.
If Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs ribs I have like dozens of them that I'm not using, let's do this
— Anna Merlan (@annamerlan) November 8, 2018
2. Kate McKinnon is available.
[throwing a robe over Kate McKinnon and hastening her onto the bench] folks, Ruth Bader Ginsburg is fine
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 8, 2018
3. Did we, too, just break ribs?
I think I fractured three ribs reading that tweet about Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) November 8, 2018
4. SERIOUSLY POINT US.
https://twitter.com/dstfelix/status/1060537122581557248
5. Superheroes, now is the time to reveal yourselves.
Starting a GoFundMe to send RBG to Wakanda and manufacture her new ribs from vibranium.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 8, 2018
6. She will be okay.
https://twitter.com/ECMcLaughlin/status/1060536085539942406
7. TYSM.
Somebody put Ruth in a life-sized amount of bubble wrap and don’t let her out until this regime is over. Thank you.
— JEN KIRKMAN (@JenKirkman) November 8, 2018
8. Praying to Ruth for Ruth sounds about right.
I don't believe in a higher power, so I'm basically just praying TO Ruth Bader Ginsburg FOR Ruth Bader Ginsburg. https://t.co/hNMkgQiUO2
— Ally Perleoni (@allyperl) November 8, 2018
9. Alyssa Milano, we see you.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg can have my ribs. And my kidneys and a lung. And anything else she needs. She can even have my husband on Thursdays.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) November 8, 2018
10. Not sure if this is a RBG-related tweet, but we’re taking it as one:
— AB (@AlannaBennett) November 8, 2018
11. But, for real:
https://twitter.com/Nicole_Cliffe/status/1060543643851739137